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<v Greg>Oh, yeah, boy.

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<v Jeff>We're back, baby.

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<v Shannon>We're back.

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<v Greg>What is it? April 18th?

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<v Jeff>Yeah. 18th. 2025. And this is episode 426.

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<v Greg>So, yeah, I mean, like, you'll probably be hearing this. I don't know. Oh, you can't even.

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<v Shannon>By the way, we're episode 526, not 426.

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<v Jeff>We got to do the whole thing up.

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<v Greg>It's all right. Yo, since April 26th, you'll probably be hearing this, what, October?

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<v Jeff>I've made a New Year's resolution to not suck so bad.

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<v Shannon>We'll see.

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<v Jeff>I got it back in the saddle. I just did two of them.

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<v Shannon>You know, I just realized we missed April Fool's Day. We were going to do it

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<v Shannon>for April Fool's Day. It was posted on April Fool's Day. We weren't even around.

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<v Greg>It was posted on April Fool's Day, so it kind of made the joke.

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<v Shannon>April Fool's!

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<v Greg>Yeah.

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<v Shannon>It's not episode 426. It's episode 526.

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<v Jeff>I posted one of the old April Fool's shows on the Discord.

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<v Shannon>Oh, I missed that. Sorry. I haven't been on there lately. Too many apps. Too many things to do.

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<v Jeff>They're talking about ass pennies on the Discord, too.

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<v Greg>Oh, really?

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<v Shannon>Oh, I missed it. I got to go back and read everything.

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<v Greg>What a great story.

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<v Shannon>Oh, I love ass pennies. Boy, do I have an ass penny story, but I'm going to keep it to myself.

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<v Jeff>Okay.

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<v Jeff>All right. Our first beer of the evening is from Greg. He brought to the...

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<v Greg>It's not from me. It's from Hopfarm. I just happened to bring it.

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<v Jeff>It's from you. It wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. Brought to you by...

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<v Jeff>You are the sole reason this beer is here tonight.

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<v Jeff>You deserve all the credit. This is the Elegons Kolsch from Hopfarm Brewing Company.

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<v Greg>4.8%, basically very classic Kolsch. That's the idea anyway.

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<v Greg>Hopfarm is the brewery around here who has the best yeast as far as I'm concerned.

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<v Shannon>I have some floating on the top. something floating on the top of mine.

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<v Greg>You see it?

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<v Jeff>I just see the foam. I don't see it.

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<v Shannon>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Greg>I don't see it.

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<v Shannon>Look up.

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<v Jeff>You got a little chunk of something, yeah.

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<v Shannon>This is chunky. It's a chunky, chunky monkey.

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<v Shannon>Or maybe it's starting to split now, so I think.

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<v Jeff>Just a foam shadow.

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<v Shannon>Yeah, that is so weird, that really.

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<v Jeff>Wow, that's just a shadow.

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<v Shannon>And I'm not even on drugs or anything.

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<v Jeff>Everyone's going to think we're like super high.

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<v Shannon>No, no, not at all. Haven't even.

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<v Jeff>All right. So this colch, the color of it is golden. It's not as clear as a

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<v Jeff>traditional colch. It has a fair amount of haze through it.

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<v Jeff>The head, I mean, pouring it into our beer snifters in three ways isn't,

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<v Jeff>you know, they're normally poured into stanges, which are tall and narrow,

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<v Jeff>which help elevate the head and keep a nice big pillowy head on it.

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<v Jeff>So these glasses aren't ideal for the head retention.

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<v Shannon>We probably could have found some.

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<v Greg>It's a very bready smell. Yeah, but, you know, then you have to more clean up.

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<v Shannon>I know. It's...

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<v Greg>Yeah, I mean, it's funny, just was at Passover dinner, there's a very matzo-like smell.

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<v Shannon>Yes, you're right. Very.

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<v Greg>Think crackers. Think unleavened bread crackers.

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<v Jeff>Yeah, it's a light malt smell. The hops are very subdue in the aroma.

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<v Shannon>All right. It's pretty light.

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<v Jeff>There's not really much for me to pull on the aroma.

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<v Shannon>Taste.

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<v Greg>Now that we just had before the show, last word, or a last word substitute,

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<v Greg>we used, what was that, Luxardo's?

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<v Jeff>Del Santo.

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<v Greg>Del Santo, instead of green chartreuse, because no one can get green chartreuse anymore.

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<v Greg>And it's pretty good. I think it was a good cocktail, but it also was,

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<v Greg>I mean, you know, it's got lots of lime juice, it's got maraschino,

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<v Greg>so I think that my tummy is just sort of, this is almost very,

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<v Greg>very different from what I've been tasting, so I'm just trying to get a grasp of it.

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<v Shannon>Would you like some crackers?

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<v Greg>I feel like this is liquid crackers, so it wouldn't really do much difference.

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<v Jeff>Moving on to the flavor. It has that big malty flavor, clean malt flavor,

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<v Jeff>right? It's not too estuary.

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<v Jeff>There's some bitterness there, so the hops are carrying through in the flavor.

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<v Greg>Very noble hop-wise, where it adds a results-like kind of.

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<v Jeff>The bitterness does linger. Like I would think, like when I think of a prototypical

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<v Jeff>Kolsch, it's very clean finish, right?

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<v Jeff>When, after you drink it, you're not left with a bitterness.

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<v Jeff>This one kind of leaves a bitterness.

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<v Greg>Interesting. I'm not getting that so much. I am getting more of a malt lingering though.

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<v Greg>It's not finishing up as clean and crisp as it would have otherwise.

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<v Greg>But again, I think that might be just the way my tongue was.

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<v Shannon>No, I'm getting the malt lingering too, actually. It's.

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<v Shannon>It's not unappealing. It doesn't make me get, ugh.

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<v Greg>Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's perfectly drinkable, but it's not like as crisp as

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<v Greg>it could be. It's not as, you know.

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<v Shannon>I like this. It's a nice, light beer.

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<v Greg>Yeah.

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<v Jeff>I think this beer, as is, if you were just drinking it and not critically reviewing it.

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<v Shannon>Yeah.

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<v Jeff>Just something you just.

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<v Greg>Very, very easy drinker.

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<v Jeff>You know, now on the show where we're comparing it to what we really,

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<v Jeff>really want a Kolsch to be when it's at its best.

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<v Greg>You know.

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<v Jeff>Now we're saying things but no this beer is fine this beer.

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<v Greg>I mean you can say that for a lot of beers that we've

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<v Greg>yeah occasionally you know capped on or at least said said

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<v Greg>poor things about this beer is perfectly acceptable

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<v Greg>in fact i would say i would i would go far to say

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<v Greg>it's good i would drink more of this it it

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<v Greg>has that like i said the hot farm thing i love is that yeast that sort of underneath

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<v Greg>that like 20 percent of of the foundation that's there that to me is just it's

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<v Greg>very very solid and I don't know I think I for whatever reason I really enjoy

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<v Greg>it so that helps anchor this and everything else is like,

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<v Greg>I don't so much taste all flavors just sort of excesses.

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<v Shannon>Right I don't think it's,

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<v Shannon>much complexity to it.

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<v Greg>It's a Kolsch, right? I mean, I would not expect a complex Kolsch.

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<v Greg>That would be weird. Yeah.

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<v Jeff>Yep, clean and beer flavor.

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<v Greg>It's a good summer drink. It's a really good summer drink. Very much so, yeah.

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<v Greg>And we're starting to hit you know, we're finally out of the 30s and 40s until tomorrow.

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<v Jeff>I don't know, but yesterday it was like 30 and now it's 80.

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<v Greg>Yeah, I think, or at least according to Carrot, which is the app that you all should get for weather.

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<v Shannon>It was 81 degrees here today Yeah.

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<v Greg>Yeah And sunny And the lowest we're going to get For the next two weeks Is like tonight at 44 Time to.

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<v Shannon>Take the Stuff off the windows So we can open up the house.

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<v Greg>And we're creeping into the 50s And later on two weeks into the 60s So I think

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<v Greg>we're out of We're finally in April Mid-April out of the 30th. Yeah.

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<v Jeff>It was, so Shannon and I were on a long trip.

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<v Jeff>We left here on February 21st, 22nd, something like that. There was snow on the ground.

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<v Shannon>It was snowing.

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<v Jeff>The camper cover was frozen to the camper. I had to pour hot water on it to get it off.

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<v Jeff>And then we went to Atlanta for work bench con and we took our time getting

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<v Jeff>down there. We spent probably four or five days to get down there.

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<v Shannon>Yeah, we spent five days.

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<v Jeff>And then we went to visit her family in Florida.

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<v Shannon>We spent like three days on the road before we got down there too.

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<v Jeff>Right? Yeah, we just took our time all over. We were gone for...

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<v Shannon>Five weeks and one day. We were three days shy of 40 days and 40 nights.

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<v Shannon>Which I was really wanting to do the 40 days and 40 nights simply so we could

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<v Shannon>say we were... So you did it.

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<v Greg>Yeah.

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<v Shannon>Yeah, 40. But...

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<v Jeff>Actually two days shy because we did cancel the last night.

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<v Shannon>Which made it three days shy.

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<v Shannon>Because we would have been two days shy, but we canceled.

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<v Jeff>You just said one day shy.

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<v Shannon>No, I said three days shy. But anyways, so.

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<v Greg>Close enough.

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<v Shannon>Yeah, we were close. Couldn't take it anymore, though. By the time we got to the last stop.

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<v Greg>Get me home. Give me my bed.

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<v Shannon>I was like, we're only 63 miles from home. I just want to get home and start unpacking. So, yeah.

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<v Greg>Well, I messaged you, I think, halfway through. I was like, you guys are going to be missing.

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<v Greg>I was like, hey, let's do something. You're like, no, not until April.

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<v Greg>April. I was like, damn, damn.

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<v Greg>That was like mid-febillion, middle of February.

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<v Greg>Or March. In March, maybe?

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<v Shannon>Yeah, probably.

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<v Greg>It was probably when this thing happened at work.

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<v Shannon>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Greg>I wanted to be like, hey, let's go.

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<v Jeff>So we thought we were gone long enough that we'd come back to spring.

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<v Jeff>And it seemed like it for a little bit, but then it got cold again.

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<v Shannon>And it snowed.

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<v Greg>The weather's weird. This is a weird one.

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<v Jeff>We're on to the next beer. Hurry up.

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<v Greg>Do you want to...

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<v Shannon>We are? I didn't drink it that fast. I'm trying to...

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<v Greg>I would smell this before you have a taste. This is from Burial Brew Brewing.

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<v Greg>This is the Garden of Earthly Delights.

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<v Greg>Oh, you already tasted it?

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<v Shannon>No.

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<v Jeff>No, she still has the last beer.

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<v Greg>Oh, yeah. You're wearing a Burial Shirt.

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<v Shannon>I am wearing the Shirt.

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<v Jeff>The dump bucket's right there behind you if you want it.

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<v Shannon>I don't really want to dump it.

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<v Greg>Oh, you're drinking it right away. Don't you want to hear what it is?

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<v Shannon>Which one are we doing?

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<v Jeff>Garden of Earthly Delights.

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<v Greg>Garden of Earthly Delights. This is a barrel-aged golden sour with carrot,

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<v Greg>coconut, curry spices, and vanilla bean. Wow.

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<v Jeff>Yeah, they do crazy shit at burial.

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<v Greg>The melange that Rachel Morris, who is the blender, the head blender they call

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<v Greg>her, selected was carrot, flaked coconut, madras, curry power,

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<v Greg>Madagascar, vanilla bean.

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<v Greg>And I guess this is with a sour that begins as a clean blonde ale fermented

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<v Greg>with house mix culture, aged in oak barrels for over a year.

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<v Greg>So they have their own like souring program.

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<v Greg>That's a...

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<v Jeff>I think it's curry is like the weird thing on the nose, right?

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<v Greg>The curry is the curveball.

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<v Jeff>What I'm smelling if I wasn't trying to if I didn't know it was in there I would

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<v Jeff>say like lime like lime peel or lime zest or something like that I.

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<v Greg>Think that's a good call I don't think you'd be able to kick curry at us like

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<v Greg>that's why it's a total curveball but like you can see where it's causing.

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<v Jeff>The I would think that's weird lime like the maybe it's black lime you know

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<v Jeff>like you know I would try to be fishing around oh that'd be a good.

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<v Greg>One yeah or preserved lemon.

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<v Jeff>There's the kind of funk in there is probably a lactic funk and it is coming

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<v Jeff>across a little i i don't want to say this because shannon probably not going

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<v Jeff>to want to drink it but it's a little curdled cheesy thing and like the nose.

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<v Shannon>See i'm thinking jam.

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<v Greg>I very.

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<v Shannon>Yogurt thing going on there.

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<v Greg>There's clearly a lactic thing but there's also some i think there's also some

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<v Greg>citric acid in there so like that there.

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<v Jeff>There's a combination of things that you'll like there

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<v Jeff>okay um it tastes

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<v Jeff>like that lime's carrying through now now i'm thinking like this

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<v Jeff>is like a key lime pie is absolutely no i'm screaming it in my head the lime

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<v Jeff>vibe is carrying through now it tastes like like a key lime pie like i'm tasting

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<v Jeff>like the graham cracker crust i'm tasting the the whipped cream like that that's

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<v Jeff>where this is taking me even though that's not this beer i.

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<v Greg>Tell you the really smart thing here. The thing that I'm tasting all the way

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<v Greg>through and the thing that kind of balances it is the vanilla.

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<v Greg>Yeah. That kind of, it's steady and it kind of, it just gives sort of a,

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<v Greg>I don't know, a lifeline for all the ingredients to sort of attach to. Yeah.

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<v Jeff>Can you pick out carrot at all?

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<v Shannon>Not one bit. Not even a little.

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<v Greg>Only in the sense of, you know, it probably added some sugar.

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<v Jeff>You know what? Maybe. See, I'm not getting carrot. What I'm getting,

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<v Jeff>if I look for carrot, is the Indian dessert that's shredded carrots with cardamom.

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<v Greg>Right, yeah. But I think that's more the curry that you're tasting.

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<v Jeff>Yeah, but what I'm getting from that is more closely related to cardamom than the carrots, you know?

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<v Greg>Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, like, cooked carrot doesn't taste like a raw carrot anyway.

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<v Greg>In general, carrots are used mostly for their sugar more than anything else.

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<v Greg>So I figured that it added some sweetness and maybe a vegetal note.

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<v Greg>But, yeah, I'm not, I wouldn't be able to pick out a carrot at all.

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<v Jeff>And coconut's pretty subdued, too.

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<v Greg>I think it's there if you really, really look for it, but I think I also could just be making that up.

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<v Shannon>I really think that you called it right from the very beginning,

00:13:10.024 --> 00:13:13.124
<v Shannon>and that's key lime pie. I mean, that's what I taste.

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<v Jeff>That's what it tastes like to me, but that's not what's in the ingredients.

00:13:15.124 --> 00:13:20.584
<v Shannon>I know, but that's what I taste. It's screaming key lime pie that has a really

00:13:20.584 --> 00:13:23.924
<v Shannon>delicious cream topping.

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<v Jeff>Yeah, it reminds me of— Topping.

00:13:26.104 --> 00:13:27.364
<v Shannon>Like very, very—.

00:13:27.364 --> 00:13:31.944
<v Jeff>We had a key lime beer from Woven Water, and it reminds me of that.

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<v Shannon>This was better, I think.

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<v Greg>If you didn't know it was curry, you might think like a lot of nutmeg because

00:13:39.304 --> 00:13:41.704
<v Greg>there's sort of warming quality to it.

00:13:41.884 --> 00:13:46.744
<v Greg>But like, I think the curry is a really interesting dimension that is not going

00:13:46.744 --> 00:13:48.024
<v Greg>to be on your typical key lime pie.

00:13:48.144 --> 00:13:52.704
<v Greg>But it makes me want to think, well, let's get some really fresh curry powder

00:13:52.704 --> 00:13:55.124
<v Greg>and put it onto a key lime pie and see what that tastes like.

00:13:56.444 --> 00:13:59.944
<v Greg>Because it works. It's a combination of flavors.

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<v Shannon>Something. Yeah.

00:14:02.464 --> 00:14:07.524
<v Jeff>And curry is just a blend of spices right it's like turmeric and cardamom and

00:14:07.524 --> 00:14:11.584
<v Jeff>probably some other cinnamon coriander cumin.

00:14:11.584 --> 00:14:18.704
<v Shannon>Makes sense then because it does have even though it really to me just screams

00:14:18.704 --> 00:14:26.184
<v Shannon>key lime pie it does have something subtle in it that just tastes like a mixture of spices.

00:14:26.384 --> 00:14:33.564
<v Shannon>I can't pinpoint curry, you know, there's no way I, yeah.

00:14:34.004 --> 00:14:35.324
<v Greg>Just impossible to place.

00:14:36.705 --> 00:14:42.005
<v Greg>Knowing it, you can pick it out, but without knowing it, I don't know how you'd ever like comes at it.

00:14:42.145 --> 00:14:45.425
<v Greg>So why would you ever assume, oh, someone put curry in this beer?

00:14:45.585 --> 00:14:53.205
<v Jeff>Yeah. Yeah. No. It's still like, oh, there's a graham cracker in this beer. It's so crazy to me.

00:14:53.205 --> 00:15:04.085
<v Shannon>And almost like if you went to a specialty bakery and got their homemade graham

00:15:04.085 --> 00:15:06.145
<v Shannon>cracker crust, you know,

00:15:06.405 --> 00:15:12.865
<v Shannon>that had whatever spices that they would put in it and made the key lime pie with that.

00:15:12.925 --> 00:15:18.785
<v Shannon>It went a little heavy on the ice face. Because the graham cracker crust, I get it. I can taste it.

00:15:18.925 --> 00:15:24.965
<v Shannon>But it tastes like just this really delicious graham cracker crust.

00:15:25.605 --> 00:15:28.365
<v Jeff>We've had a lot to say about this beer. This is sure something.

00:15:28.845 --> 00:15:32.065
<v Jeff>Burial's great. We've been there three times. Three times?

00:15:32.205 --> 00:15:36.405
<v Shannon>Three separate occasions, multiple times, I think.

00:15:36.625 --> 00:15:41.025
<v Jeff>Yeah. It's just they have so many beers on tap. They have so many ingredients

00:15:41.025 --> 00:15:44.605
<v Jeff>in each beer. The biggest problem is that they have, you know,

00:15:44.645 --> 00:15:46.085
<v Jeff>they might have 30 beers on top.

00:15:46.705 --> 00:15:47.665
<v Shannon>Decision paralysis.

00:15:48.325 --> 00:15:48.725
<v Greg>Yeah.

00:15:48.985 --> 00:15:50.665
<v Jeff>12 of them are Imperial Stouts.

00:15:52.005 --> 00:15:58.625
<v Greg>You know? That's hard to do because having a bunch of Imperial Stouts is just...

00:15:59.205 --> 00:16:02.065
<v Jeff>There's ones with Oreos. There's ones with, you know, cookies.

00:16:02.725 --> 00:16:06.145
<v Greg>It sounds like the perfect day, but you also realize that, you know,

00:16:06.505 --> 00:16:08.325
<v Greg>three and you're going to be like, oh my God.

00:16:08.885 --> 00:16:15.325
<v Jeff>Exactly. And I just want to try, like, a traditional, like, Russian imperial

00:16:15.325 --> 00:16:19.265
<v Jeff>stout made in England, like, from them just to see what it's like,

00:16:19.285 --> 00:16:22.785
<v Jeff>but you'll never get anything close to such a boring ingredient list, you know?

00:16:25.109 --> 00:16:28.169
<v Greg>It's interesting because we've always talked about beers that tell a story.

00:16:28.809 --> 00:16:31.749
<v Greg>This beer is not telling me a story. It's just being very interesting.

00:16:32.289 --> 00:16:34.089
<v Greg>There's not a journey that I'm going on.

00:16:34.089 --> 00:16:37.129
<v Jeff>No, it doesn't really progress, really. I mean, other than you getting more

00:16:37.129 --> 00:16:38.189
<v Jeff>accustomed to the tartness.

00:16:39.109 --> 00:16:45.249
<v Shannon>And I don't even think it's tart to me. It's not tart. It's just really flavorful.

00:16:45.689 --> 00:16:46.469
<v Greg>Yeah, I mean.

00:16:46.889 --> 00:16:48.369
<v Shannon>As long as you like key lime pie.

00:16:48.529 --> 00:16:54.549
<v Greg>There is that. If you are against things that are sour, you won't like this.

00:16:54.549 --> 00:17:01.809
<v Greg>This does have, I think, a pretty strong sourness to it. Not overwhelmingly so.

00:17:02.989 --> 00:17:05.929
<v Greg>But getting into that Sour Patch Kids area.

00:17:06.709 --> 00:17:09.309
<v Shannon>Yeah. It's not puckering sour.

00:17:09.489 --> 00:17:12.309
<v Greg>Yeah. But think about fresh lemon.

00:17:12.749 --> 00:17:14.509
<v Shannon>Mm-hmm. Or lime.

00:17:14.709 --> 00:17:14.949
<v Greg>Yeah.

00:17:17.209 --> 00:17:19.289
<v Greg>Feels more lemony to me for some reason.

00:17:19.609 --> 00:17:22.469
<v Shannon>Really? Yeah. I love this.

00:17:22.729 --> 00:17:24.289
<v Jeff>It's good. It's really good.

00:17:24.709 --> 00:17:32.209
<v Greg>This is so unique everyone should try this. Come on, guys. If you can somehow get your hands on it.

00:17:32.429 --> 00:17:38.369
<v Shannon>If you can get to Burial, you should definitely go. Burial and Dissolver.

00:17:39.469 --> 00:17:42.229
<v Shannon>In Asheville. In Asheville, yes.

00:17:42.609 --> 00:17:44.749
<v Jeff>Next time we go back, we'll have to go to the Burial Farm.

00:17:45.489 --> 00:17:46.489
<v Shannon>Can we stay there?

00:17:47.469 --> 00:17:48.409
<v Jeff>Not unless you ask.

00:17:48.429 --> 00:17:49.609
<v Greg>Can you live on the farm?

00:17:49.629 --> 00:17:51.389
<v Shannon>No, I mean like Harvest House?

00:17:51.489 --> 00:17:52.809
<v Jeff>No, they don't have Harvest House.

00:17:53.911 --> 00:17:54.591
<v Shannon>Dang it.

00:17:55.131 --> 00:17:58.631
<v Greg>All right. So is this the dirty couch?

00:17:58.991 --> 00:18:04.371
<v Jeff>No, we're going to save that one for later. This one's the Purpose Brewing, the Small Trekker 10.

00:18:05.191 --> 00:18:07.451
<v Greg>Okay. This was the one that had trouble finding.

00:18:07.991 --> 00:18:10.291
<v Shannon>I'm still savoring this.

00:18:10.291 --> 00:18:14.211
<v Greg>This is another sour, so this should be interesting. This is Purpose Brewing

00:18:14.211 --> 00:18:16.451
<v Greg>Small Trekker number 10.

00:18:16.991 --> 00:18:22.151
<v Greg>In fact, on that number, there is, I think it's some 50 out of 200 something

00:18:22.151 --> 00:18:25.351
<v Greg>bottles. So the other, so there are other signs.

00:18:26.311 --> 00:18:27.671
<v Jeff>50 of 156.

00:18:27.891 --> 00:18:28.051
<v Greg>Yeah.

00:18:28.271 --> 00:18:34.471
<v Jeff>It was bottled on June 26, 23. So it's almost two years old.

00:18:34.611 --> 00:18:40.691
<v Greg>So at a 150, so that means there's potentially 155 other bottles of this,

00:18:41.311 --> 00:18:44.071
<v Greg>assuming that this is the only one that's ever been opened. Yeah.

00:18:44.671 --> 00:18:48.191
<v Jeff>We had a great, so Purpose Brewing is Peter Bukart's new place,

00:18:48.291 --> 00:18:49.771
<v Jeff>right? We decided to go solo.

00:18:50.291 --> 00:18:54.951
<v Jeff>We stopped in there. They are a Harvest Host, but they only can do like vans,

00:18:55.251 --> 00:18:57.751
<v Jeff>like they don't have room for a camper kind of thing.

00:18:58.431 --> 00:19:02.071
<v Jeff>Harvest Host is, for people listening who don't know, it's the app that Chad

00:19:02.071 --> 00:19:05.851
<v Jeff>and I use when we go camping to camp at all the breweries and wineries.

00:19:06.091 --> 00:19:12.951
<v Shannon>Which is great because we can drink as much as we want and walk across the parking lot to our bed.

00:19:13.291 --> 00:19:17.511
<v Jeff>Yeah, so we decided to stop in there. Peter wasn't there, but the bartender,

00:19:17.571 --> 00:19:21.991
<v Jeff>who was their blender, she was great. Like we just hung out and talked for a

00:19:21.991 --> 00:19:22.911
<v Jeff>while, tried everything.

00:19:23.451 --> 00:19:26.111
<v Jeff>And I believe this is what she recommended we should bring home.

00:19:27.099 --> 00:19:31.879
<v Greg>Let me ask you a question. What do you do about the next day?

00:19:32.419 --> 00:19:33.999
<v Shannon>Well, it depends.

00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:34.999
<v Jeff>When you're harvest testing?

00:19:35.059 --> 00:19:39.859
<v Shannon>When we're harvest testing. So if it's on a weekday, on a workday.

00:19:40.059 --> 00:19:42.299
<v Greg>I'm more thinking about the state of your head.

00:19:42.739 --> 00:19:48.259
<v Shannon>Oh, we're fine. We don't drink until we're like hungover and miserable the next morning.

00:19:48.299 --> 00:19:51.859
<v Jeff>There's a big gulf between being too drunk to drive and being.

00:19:51.859 --> 00:19:57.819
<v Greg>I agree, but especially at our age, I feel like there's not,

00:19:57.899 --> 00:20:04.259
<v Greg>unless I am, like, there was a trick I did in Korea where you eat a couple energy

00:20:04.259 --> 00:20:06.459
<v Greg>drinks and lots of water, and you were fine.

00:20:06.539 --> 00:20:14.379
<v Shannon>So I will admit that we have an entire bag full of doses of liquid IV.

00:20:14.539 --> 00:20:15.159
<v Greg>Okay, perfect.

00:20:15.159 --> 00:20:23.959
<v Shannon>And i did mix those up and i actually did it before i went to bed i think it's an absolutely,

00:20:24.539 --> 00:20:30.499
<v Shannon>a couple of times when i knew i had you know like yeah i probably had too much

00:20:30.499 --> 00:20:34.359
<v Shannon>and i'm not going to feel real great in the morning i did that and there were

00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:36.179
<v Shannon>a couple of mornings but the first.

00:20:36.179 --> 00:20:36.999
<v Jeff>Night on this trip.

00:20:36.999 --> 00:20:40.879
<v Shannon>It was the first night we went overboard that was that was.

00:20:40.879 --> 00:20:49.639
<v Jeff>Crazy The brewery closed at 930. We left the brewery at quarter to one.

00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:54.359
<v Jeff>We were hanging out with the bartender and just kept on partying.

00:20:54.719 --> 00:20:58.259
<v Shannon>Yeah, she was great. She was, I mean, we made it worth her laugh.

00:20:58.339 --> 00:20:59.879
<v Greg>Those were fun nights with the next day.

00:20:59.959 --> 00:21:05.319
<v Shannon>We tipped her very, very nicely. But it was so much fun to just hang out and

00:21:05.319 --> 00:21:13.399
<v Shannon>talk to her and, you know, get to know her. and then just drink beers and she was really she was fun.

00:21:13.399 --> 00:21:17.479
<v Greg>I mean did a lot of drinking in korea but never had

00:21:17.479 --> 00:21:20.299
<v Greg>a painful hangar maybe

00:21:20.299 --> 00:21:27.179
<v Greg>like the tiredness but never any pain because we every time we like we pre-gamed

00:21:27.179 --> 00:21:31.739
<v Greg>with with like an energy drink and lots of water and then we you know in the

00:21:31.739 --> 00:21:38.319
<v Greg>mid did like water too so we really yeah you know work the system well.

00:21:38.319 --> 00:21:46.459
<v Shannon>And anybody who knows me knows that i drink at least as much water.

00:21:46.459 --> 00:21:48.959
<v Greg>That's true you always have your water i.

00:21:48.959 --> 00:21:56.259
<v Shannon>Always i if i leave the house without water i'll have a panic attack i always

00:21:56.259 --> 00:22:00.359
<v Shannon>have water on me and when i'm drinking, alcohol especially,

00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:10.459
<v Shannon>I'm drinking at least as much water as I—usually it's double the water to the alcohol intake.

00:22:10.679 --> 00:22:14.699
<v Greg>You'll wake up during the night a couple of times, but believe me, it's worth it.

00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:17.859
<v Shannon>Yeah. Well, my age.

00:22:18.419 --> 00:22:19.979
<v Greg>That's going to happen regardless.

00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:21.919
<v Shannon>All right.

00:22:21.979 --> 00:22:27.059
<v Jeff>So, small trekker, we learned this at our time there, it's a Flemish phrase for—.

00:22:27.546 --> 00:22:29.026
<v Shannon>We're still on purpose, right?

00:22:29.286 --> 00:22:31.006
<v Greg>Nope. Oh, yes. Yes.

00:22:31.186 --> 00:22:31.426
<v Shannon>Okay.

00:22:31.666 --> 00:22:31.906
<v Greg>Yes.

00:22:32.206 --> 00:22:32.626
<v Jeff>It's called Small Trekker.

00:22:32.706 --> 00:22:33.786
<v Greg>But this is the Small Trekker.

00:22:33.786 --> 00:22:34.466
<v Shannon>Oh, I'm sorry.

00:22:35.146 --> 00:22:40.566
<v Jeff>It's a Plemish phrase for kind of the, when you make a face.

00:22:40.726 --> 00:22:45.586
<v Jeff>Like, so if you drink a sour beer and make a face, it's kind of what it's for. Oh. What it stands for.

00:22:45.926 --> 00:22:46.626
<v Shannon>It's so sour.

00:22:46.626 --> 00:22:52.206
<v Jeff>I think there's a more nuanced, like, in more words, you can describe exactly

00:22:52.206 --> 00:22:54.126
<v Jeff>what it means, but the vagueness is.

00:22:54.126 --> 00:22:59.206
<v Jeff>like when you're maybe not puckering, but like, oh, or, you know,

00:22:59.406 --> 00:23:01.786
<v Jeff>but some kind of introspection phase kind of thing.

00:23:02.046 --> 00:23:08.026
<v Greg>It's, it's having a tough time comparing to the last one because it's kind of

00:23:08.026 --> 00:23:12.826
<v Greg>like the last one, but with some similar flavors, but just not nearly as complex.

00:23:13.086 --> 00:23:15.906
<v Greg>But that's just, and that's not to say that it's bad. It's just,

00:23:16.046 --> 00:23:19.646
<v Greg>it's running against something. It's trying something way different and out there.

00:23:19.866 --> 00:23:24.566
<v Jeff>Yeah. Drink a bunch of water. The aroma for me is probably like apricot or maybe

00:23:24.566 --> 00:23:28.386
<v Jeff>like candy peach rings or something like that. But it's very subtle.

00:23:28.566 --> 00:23:31.246
<v Jeff>Like I had really had to dig deep in the glass to get that aroma.

00:23:31.426 --> 00:23:34.766
<v Shannon>I haven't tasted it yet. I'm just, you know, sniffing it.

00:23:34.926 --> 00:23:41.846
<v Shannon>And if you didn't tell me it was purpose, I would have sworn that you just handed

00:23:41.846 --> 00:23:44.186
<v Shannon>me a beer from Hill Farmstead.

00:23:44.846 --> 00:23:45.766
<v Greg>Just from the aroma?

00:23:46.746 --> 00:23:50.606
<v Shannon>Just from the aroma. Just because it's a very subtle.

00:23:51.006 --> 00:23:53.726
<v Jeff>Oh, just because they do a lot of subtle sours and things?

00:23:53.986 --> 00:23:54.006
<v Shannon>Yeah.

00:23:54.006 --> 00:23:57.746
<v Jeff>That makes sense. I mean, from experience you've had, yeah. You're not wrong.

00:23:57.886 --> 00:23:59.726
<v Jeff>I mean, when you move on to taste this.

00:24:00.126 --> 00:24:02.646
<v Shannon>Yeah, I have not tasted this yet.

00:24:02.686 --> 00:24:07.506
<v Jeff>As long as you get off the ledge of the burial. I think there's some really good stuff in here.

00:24:08.206 --> 00:24:09.486
<v Shannon>Well, I drank a lot of water.

00:24:09.646 --> 00:24:16.566
<v Jeff>It's, you know, burial was 11. This one's at a six or a five and a half, you know, in volume.

00:24:17.566 --> 00:24:22.786
<v Jeff>But if you can get into there, I mean, it feels like it has that apricot kind

00:24:22.786 --> 00:24:25.006
<v Jeff>of sourness. I have to take another sip.

00:24:25.326 --> 00:24:26.866
<v Shannon>All right. It's time for me to sip.

00:24:27.906 --> 00:24:30.586
<v Greg>I do. Yeah, I taste the apricot. I think it's a good.

00:24:30.686 --> 00:24:34.686
<v Jeff>It has a really cool body to it to me. It's like it's a thinner.

00:24:34.926 --> 00:24:41.266
<v Jeff>It's I guess it's thicker than I would expect for like a wild ale like this.

00:24:41.446 --> 00:24:47.466
<v Jeff>But it's not thick. But it's a little, just a little more viscous than watery.

00:24:47.766 --> 00:24:49.646
<v Jeff>And that is notable to me.

00:24:50.346 --> 00:24:54.166
<v Greg>The last thing I had were three gulps of water. So it's definitely more viscous than water.

00:24:55.986 --> 00:24:58.286
<v Shannon>I almost got a...

00:25:01.162 --> 00:25:05.262
<v Shannon>The sparkliness of, you know, soda, it was almost...

00:25:05.262 --> 00:25:06.662
<v Greg>It does have a sharp kind of carbonation to it.

00:25:06.702 --> 00:25:07.862
<v Jeff>There's a kombucha thing going on.

00:25:07.882 --> 00:25:11.722
<v Shannon>Yeah, carbon. Thank you. The word was gone. It was completely gone.

00:25:11.982 --> 00:25:15.042
<v Jeff>But because of the fruity flavors, it reminds me of kind of like a kombucha, too.

00:25:15.422 --> 00:25:16.482
<v Shannon>Uh-huh, yes.

00:25:16.482 --> 00:25:24.042
<v Greg>Yeah, that's a good call. I like that. Hear this in the most positive way possible.

00:25:24.242 --> 00:25:24.382
<v Jeff>Sure.

00:25:24.902 --> 00:25:27.042
<v Greg>I was going to say something that normally you would think...

00:25:27.042 --> 00:25:27.442
<v Jeff>I've hurt my feelings.

00:25:27.662 --> 00:25:31.462
<v Greg>No, no, no. It's something that in greenery you would say no,

00:25:31.482 --> 00:25:35.062
<v Greg>and you would also think off flavors of it. Cabbage.

00:25:35.902 --> 00:25:36.302
<v Shannon>Cabbage?

00:25:36.362 --> 00:25:37.222
<v Jeff>I'll look for it.

00:25:37.402 --> 00:25:37.682
<v Shannon>Okay.

00:25:37.822 --> 00:25:40.862
<v Jeff>I was just noticing on that last sip how it's a little more minerally.

00:25:41.302 --> 00:25:45.162
<v Jeff>There's a little bit of like a chalky or a lime kind of thing going on.

00:25:45.182 --> 00:25:48.162
<v Greg>That may be part of what I'm tasting there, because I think that especially

00:25:48.162 --> 00:25:50.142
<v Greg>like fresh green cabbage can be...

00:25:50.142 --> 00:25:51.782
<v Shannon>Yeah. Very...

00:25:51.782 --> 00:25:58.042
<v Jeff>Yeah. The last sip was coming across a little bit like a limestone dust or something like that.

00:25:58.862 --> 00:26:03.462
<v Shannon>I have to tell you, your phone matches that cup.

00:26:03.502 --> 00:26:06.702
<v Greg>The color is exactly, yeah, it's like, on the side.

00:26:06.842 --> 00:26:09.722
<v Shannon>On the side. Now turn it, turn it, yes.

00:26:09.822 --> 00:26:10.082
<v Greg>Yeah.

00:26:10.442 --> 00:26:16.522
<v Shannon>It's just, mm-hmm. Yeah, so, we're not high. No, well, I'm not.

00:26:16.542 --> 00:26:18.382
<v Shannon>I don't know about you, but I'm not.

00:26:18.762 --> 00:26:22.282
<v Jeff>So, I probably should be. I have an idea for a new product, Greg,

00:26:22.382 --> 00:26:25.102
<v Jeff>that I'm going to try to, I think I'm going to sell the designs for.

00:26:25.462 --> 00:26:27.802
<v Jeff>But it's this leather, it's a wrap for.

00:26:27.802 --> 00:26:29.302
<v Greg>Don't tell me any of your sex shit.

00:26:30.042 --> 00:26:34.402
<v Jeff>I need to start making leather sex shit is what I need to do. I'm not there yet.

00:26:34.862 --> 00:26:38.062
<v Shannon>Oh, he's got leather straps. Look at these leather straps.

00:26:38.202 --> 00:26:38.382
<v Greg>I know.

00:26:38.482 --> 00:26:41.482
<v Shannon>I wasn't going to ask. I mean, it's only sexy for Shannon. You're like,

00:26:41.562 --> 00:26:43.222
<v Shannon>why did they leave them in the kitchen?

00:26:43.662 --> 00:26:48.322
<v Shannon>I know that there's nobody living in the house anymore besides the two of them, but come on.

00:26:48.462 --> 00:26:52.242
<v Greg>Look, I get it. Every room is a new adventure. I understand.

00:26:52.702 --> 00:26:53.102
<v Shannon>Yeah.

00:26:54.715 --> 00:26:59.935
<v Jeff>So, it's a, you know, since Shannon's always carrying these tumblers around,

00:27:00.075 --> 00:27:01.935
<v Jeff>these giant stainless steel tumblers.

00:27:02.195 --> 00:27:06.755
<v Shannon>The Brumades are my favorite, just so everybody knows. They are the best.

00:27:06.835 --> 00:27:07.195
<v Jeff>Yeah, I do.

00:27:07.675 --> 00:27:08.855
<v Shannon>Literally the best.

00:27:09.115 --> 00:27:12.135
<v Jeff>I like to make a little strap thing for it so you can carry it.

00:27:12.515 --> 00:27:16.655
<v Jeff>And since these things are having a moment, you know, all these Stanleys and

00:27:16.655 --> 00:27:20.355
<v Jeff>shit, I think I'm going to try to, like, sell these.

00:27:21.235 --> 00:27:23.635
<v Shannon>And I will, I will, let me model.

00:27:24.295 --> 00:27:26.115
<v Jeff>I don't think Greg cares all that much.

00:27:26.695 --> 00:27:31.535
<v Greg>One thing that I was explaining to another friend of mine, and you should know

00:27:31.535 --> 00:27:35.275
<v Greg>this by now about me, I have no aesthetic sense at all.

00:27:36.155 --> 00:27:41.595
<v Greg>I don't like... Megan, who was recently on... Not recently, but she was on the show.

00:27:42.375 --> 00:27:44.895
<v Greg>Yeah, it works. It looks kind of Indiana Jones-y.

00:27:45.875 --> 00:27:46.295
<v Shannon>Yes.

00:27:47.515 --> 00:27:51.695
<v Jeff>Very Indiana Jones-y. There's the commercial.

00:27:52.295 --> 00:27:56.275
<v Jeff>We'll have you, we'll get you a big fedora, and you'll be running around the

00:27:56.275 --> 00:27:57.895
<v Jeff>backyard dodging a giant boulder.

00:27:58.095 --> 00:27:59.835
<v Shannon>I have always wanted a fedora.

00:28:00.455 --> 00:28:03.575
<v Jeff>Oh. I'll make you one. How hard can they be?

00:28:05.615 --> 00:28:10.115
<v Greg>So I went down to their basement. They recently had a remodeling of their basement,

00:28:10.255 --> 00:28:14.555
<v Greg>and she's like, did she notice all the Dave Matthews posters? And I was like, no.

00:28:15.335 --> 00:28:17.115
<v Greg>I would never notice that.

00:28:18.275 --> 00:28:19.075
<v Shannon>Where was this?

00:28:19.435 --> 00:28:24.635
<v Greg>I'm sorry. Just a friend's house. And did you notice this stuff that was on the wall?

00:28:24.715 --> 00:28:30.395
<v Greg>And I was like, I mean, unless it's pointed out to me, that just completely

00:28:30.395 --> 00:28:35.235
<v Greg>escapes my field of vision. It's like, it's just, it's not there.

00:28:35.415 --> 00:28:38.595
<v Shannon>So you didn't notice a sign I made specifically for you behind your back?

00:28:38.615 --> 00:28:43.715
<v Greg>I absolutely did not. Welcome, peeps. That's definitely made just for me.

00:28:43.795 --> 00:28:43.935
<v Shannon>Okay.

00:28:50.306 --> 00:28:53.026
<v Jeff>Yeah, so I don't know, I was working on putting together a couple of different

00:28:53.026 --> 00:28:57.286
<v Jeff>designs, but I ordered like all the popular stainless steel tumblers,

00:28:57.546 --> 00:29:01.226
<v Jeff>the Stanley, the Brumate, the Kisskind, the Simple Whatever,

00:29:01.586 --> 00:29:05.006
<v Jeff>the Yeti, so I can get the patterns for them.

00:29:05.166 --> 00:29:09.886
<v Greg>Hey man, if you figure out how to be the next MyPillow guy and then find a next

00:29:09.886 --> 00:29:16.386
<v Greg>political cause to waste all your money on and become destitute again.

00:29:17.066 --> 00:29:19.726
<v Shannon>Oh, this one doesn't have the keychain holder on it.

00:29:19.786 --> 00:29:19.926
<v Jeff>No?

00:29:19.926 --> 00:29:25.566
<v Shannon>Some of them have a keychain holder, too. A clip that you can clip your keychain

00:29:25.566 --> 00:29:26.166
<v Shannon>to. This is going to sound weird.

00:29:26.546 --> 00:29:32.406
<v Greg>Do you guys have an adapter for this? I'm almost done on batteries.

00:29:32.566 --> 00:29:34.186
<v Greg>I didn't realize how uncharging.

00:29:34.186 --> 00:29:36.186
<v Shannon>What is it? A C? Do you need a C?

00:29:36.286 --> 00:29:37.166
<v Greg>Just a charge. Just a charger.

00:29:37.446 --> 00:29:38.506
<v Shannon>A C charger?

00:29:38.826 --> 00:29:40.946
<v Greg>Yeah, it's a C. Or I could do it.

00:29:40.946 --> 00:29:44.326
<v Shannon>I mean, I can plug it in to the wall.

00:29:44.706 --> 00:29:46.286
<v Greg>Yeah, anything to plug it into the wall.

00:29:46.606 --> 00:29:48.266
<v Shannon>Or C. Okay, I'll be right back.

00:29:48.266 --> 00:29:49.126
<v Greg>Either or, because I got this.

00:29:49.206 --> 00:29:49.806
<v Shannon>Stay tuned.

00:29:49.926 --> 00:29:50.646
<v Greg>So I'll.

00:29:50.646 --> 00:29:51.706
<v Shannon>Be right back bring.

00:29:51.706 --> 00:29:52.426
<v Jeff>It back empty.

00:29:52.426 --> 00:29:57.686
<v Shannon>Oh shit man forcing the alcohol on me tonight that.

00:29:57.686 --> 00:29:59.026
<v Jeff>One's only like 5% you're.

00:29:59.026 --> 00:30:07.326
<v Greg>Fine such a I apologize for the for the interruption of this show but running low on bats alright.

00:30:07.326 --> 00:30:11.366
<v Jeff>We're going back to Hop Farm we're going to do Fortune Seeker this is their West Coast double IPA.

00:30:11.366 --> 00:30:14.346
<v Greg>So this is going to be a kind of smack in the face from everything else.

00:30:15.186 --> 00:30:18.626
<v Jeff>Oh we'll save you some just get the charger woman.

00:30:22.146 --> 00:30:25.986
<v Greg>It does mean that i don't i don't get upset when people don't notice my shirt.

00:30:25.986 --> 00:30:31.366
<v Jeff>I did see your shirt i didn't i couldn't.

00:30:31.366 --> 00:30:32.266
<v Greg>I'm gonna stand up.

00:30:32.266 --> 00:30:38.346
<v Jeff>Yeah i saw the green things like me i i'm not sure okay it's godzilla with a

00:30:38.346 --> 00:30:41.166
<v Jeff>pizza i don't understand the rest of it.

00:30:41.166 --> 00:30:43.006
<v Greg>Green things like me read out.

00:30:43.006 --> 00:30:49.926
<v Jeff>The whole thing like round things like this yeah so godzilla likes pizza scott

00:30:49.926 --> 00:30:53.546
<v Jeff>hasn't seen yes and there's some korean words.

00:30:53.546 --> 00:30:57.386
<v Greg>These are actually japanese okay i believe

00:30:57.386 --> 00:31:00.166
<v Greg>these are not even they're not even words to sort of sound like it's though

00:31:00.166 --> 00:31:08.966
<v Greg>i believe that it's green and round okay thank you but yeah so this is the the

00:31:08.966 --> 00:31:17.226
<v Greg>shirt that i have and i'd love to try to explain to you what the heck this means okay because it's,

00:31:17.946 --> 00:31:22.366
<v Greg>hilarious and in, and there's an interesting, like weird story behind it.

00:31:22.966 --> 00:31:27.326
<v Greg>Well, I mean, interesting in that it's podcast that I listened to.

00:31:27.906 --> 00:31:31.866
<v Greg>This is by far their number one, the number one thing they've ever sold for

00:31:31.866 --> 00:31:33.766
<v Greg>some reason. Everyone loved it.

00:31:35.237 --> 00:31:35.577
<v Jeff>Okay.

00:31:36.117 --> 00:31:38.337
<v Greg>Have you heard of Comedy Bang Bang?

00:31:38.537 --> 00:31:40.837
<v Jeff>Yes. Oh, wait. Scott Ackerman.

00:31:41.137 --> 00:31:43.957
<v Greg>Scott Ackerman. That's the Scott from Scott Hasn't Seen.

00:31:44.097 --> 00:31:46.797
<v Jeff>Ah. Gotcha.

00:31:48.277 --> 00:31:53.097
<v Greg>It plays, it's not just about the shirt, because there's also something that

00:31:53.097 --> 00:31:56.277
<v Greg>I've been doing similar, that the show has inspired me to do.

00:31:56.477 --> 00:31:56.717
<v Jeff>Okay.

00:31:56.817 --> 00:32:00.257
<v Greg>So there's more to talk about than just that. But I do want to wait until Shannon

00:32:00.257 --> 00:32:02.717
<v Greg>comes back, so we can also talk about the beer.

00:32:03.237 --> 00:32:05.917
<v Greg>but I want her to get the understanding of this too.

00:32:05.997 --> 00:32:08.997
<v Greg>But yes, the show is called Scott has to depict that it's a,

00:32:09.997 --> 00:32:14.977
<v Greg>it's Godzilla holding a pizza and it says green things like me,

00:32:15.157 --> 00:32:16.257
<v Greg>like round things like this.

00:32:17.157 --> 00:32:18.437
<v Greg>And it is inscrutable.

00:32:19.617 --> 00:32:22.597
<v Greg>If you have never, if you've never heard the podcast, it's just like,

00:32:22.737 --> 00:32:24.317
<v Greg>that is a meaningless statement.

00:32:24.697 --> 00:32:31.737
<v Greg>What does that mean? People notice Godzilla, but I do know that if somebody

00:32:31.737 --> 00:32:37.837
<v Greg>sees this shirt and says hey I know that we're gonna have a lot to talk about.

00:32:37.837 --> 00:32:47.157
<v Jeff>Okay is it something I mean so in comedy bang bang they have phrases that they just keep doing.

00:32:47.157 --> 00:32:50.637
<v Greg>Again and again and again and again and again the thing is that comedy bang

00:32:50.637 --> 00:32:55.797
<v Greg>bang is better about it than fans are comedy bang bang they do it for like 30

00:32:55.797 --> 00:32:57.997
<v Greg>40 episodes, and they stop, and then fans keep doing it.

00:32:58.097 --> 00:32:58.497
<v Jeff>Oh, okay.

00:32:59.697 --> 00:33:03.397
<v Greg>They get that it's a bad idea to do things over and over again.

00:33:03.557 --> 00:33:05.137
<v Greg>It's been. They don't do that anymore.

00:33:05.417 --> 00:33:07.537
<v Jeff>No, no. It's been a while.

00:33:07.777 --> 00:33:08.957
<v Greg>No, they like...

00:33:10.576 --> 00:33:14.496
<v Greg>You will hear, I don't think they've done it in a hundred plus episodes.

00:33:14.796 --> 00:33:18.136
<v Greg>That means that it might come up one episode and they might do it.

00:33:18.196 --> 00:33:20.876
<v Greg>But otherwise people say it's been all the time and nobody says anything.

00:33:21.056 --> 00:33:24.936
<v Greg>Like they, they're very careful not to overdo, not to overshoot their load.

00:33:25.136 --> 00:33:28.576
<v Greg>But so have, so Shannon, have you heard of the podcast Comedy Bang Bang?

00:33:28.896 --> 00:33:29.816
<v Shannon>No, I have not.

00:33:29.976 --> 00:33:33.016
<v Greg>So it's a comedy podcast and the guy who runs it is this guy named Scott Ackerman.

00:33:33.896 --> 00:33:38.776
<v Greg>And it's a pretty popular podcast in the like LA comedy scene.

00:33:38.776 --> 00:33:41.796
<v Greg>there was a comedian that he invited

00:33:41.796 --> 00:33:44.876
<v Greg>on called his name is uh sean distin and

00:33:44.876 --> 00:33:47.636
<v Greg>he used to do these characters that would always bring

00:33:47.636 --> 00:33:51.276
<v Greg>up teenage britain ninja turtles and scott had never seen teenage britain ninja

00:33:51.276 --> 00:33:54.956
<v Greg>turtles so actually over like the pandemic they did this podcast called we have

00:33:54.956 --> 00:34:01.836
<v Greg>to stop talking about tmnt on on cbb where scott had never seen any of the turtles

00:34:01.836 --> 00:34:05.736
<v Greg>so they went through and watched all of them and brought on guests cartoons.

00:34:05.736 --> 00:34:06.676
<v Jeff>The movies both.

00:34:06.676 --> 00:34:09.276
<v Greg>Everything okay and brought on you know

00:34:09.276 --> 00:34:12.216
<v Greg>different celebrity guests to to also partake and

00:34:12.216 --> 00:34:15.816
<v Greg>talk about this stuff and then they decided to do

00:34:15.816 --> 00:34:22.776
<v Greg>a podcast of movies that's got to see now in in in the intro to the podcast

00:34:22.776 --> 00:34:28.996
<v Greg>they say the podcast that explores the the the movie blind spots of deranged

00:34:28.996 --> 00:34:33.956
<v Greg>human beings scott auckerman and the reason why they say deranged well there's a couple of reasons,

00:34:34.116 --> 00:34:37.456
<v Greg>but one of the reasons why they say deranged is, so Scott is, among other things,

00:34:37.836 --> 00:34:41.436
<v Greg>he's been known as a Hollywood script writer, a puncher, you know, a.

00:34:42.756 --> 00:34:46.516
<v Greg>Yeah, he punches up scripts, what they call that. For some reason, I can't think of the name,

00:34:47.749 --> 00:34:52.269
<v Greg>yeah but um he has

00:34:52.269 --> 00:34:55.049
<v Greg>seen a lot of movies but there are

00:34:55.049 --> 00:34:57.689
<v Greg>some particularly big ones that he

00:34:57.689 --> 00:35:00.909
<v Greg>hasn't seen and some stuff that

00:35:00.909 --> 00:35:03.929
<v Greg>he's avoided and so there's a combination of

00:35:03.929 --> 00:35:06.989
<v Greg>really interesting stuff that he watches for the first time talks about and

00:35:06.989 --> 00:35:12.269
<v Greg>like bolt and shit and in this case this was Jack Quaid came on and he brought

00:35:12.269 --> 00:35:19.569
<v Greg>Godzilla from 2000 from 1997 that then which was a piece of shit and and they

00:35:19.569 --> 00:35:22.389
<v Greg>they just you know talked about how terrible it was throughout the whole thing but,

00:35:23.069 --> 00:35:28.729
<v Greg>there was a joke that came up where they said because they were getting you

00:35:28.729 --> 00:35:31.729
<v Greg>know silly at the end they're like well you know shouldn't Godzilla he's in

00:35:31.729 --> 00:35:34.089
<v Greg>it's New York in that movie shouldn't he.

00:35:35.249 --> 00:35:37.269
<v Greg>Recognize the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were there?

00:35:37.729 --> 00:35:44.149
<v Greg>And if not that, shouldn't he at least give a little something to them?

00:35:44.289 --> 00:35:50.149
<v Greg>Maybe hold up a pizza and green things, say something like, I like round things,

00:35:50.309 --> 00:35:53.789
<v Greg>and then one of them said, green things like me like round things like this.

00:35:54.129 --> 00:35:56.769
<v Greg>And it was really funny. They said, let's make a shirt.

00:35:57.689 --> 00:36:02.749
<v Greg>Nothing came of it until they did their wrap-up at the end of the year.

00:36:02.749 --> 00:36:07.949
<v Greg>they had Jack Quaid call in and give a message and saying, we really should do that shirt.

00:36:08.069 --> 00:36:10.709
<v Greg>And they just thought it was hilarious. They put the shirt out.

00:36:10.809 --> 00:36:13.389
<v Greg>And yeah, this is like the number one selling thing they ever did.

00:36:14.189 --> 00:36:17.249
<v Greg>It's really, it's just for some reason, it's,

00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:21.660
<v Greg>listen to the show like i said that explanation was long

00:36:21.660 --> 00:36:24.560
<v Greg>but that whole thing like makes

00:36:24.560 --> 00:36:28.600
<v Greg>sense and it's also just they also have shirts like they had lauren lapkiss

00:36:28.600 --> 00:36:32.280
<v Greg>on when they did a teenage turtle one and for some reason they had a shirt that's

00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:37.360
<v Greg>splinter that you know the rat from and says the future is female and has splinter

00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:43.020
<v Greg>it's just like it makes no sense see.

00:36:43.020 --> 00:36:47.500
<v Jeff>If that shirt if if they if godzilla had like an eye mask on or a belt with

00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:51.520
<v Jeff>like a buckle with a g on it then i kind of tied it in but.

00:36:51.520 --> 00:36:56.400
<v Greg>The thing is you're really not supposed to get it like i want i want to find

00:36:56.400 --> 00:37:02.440
<v Greg>the person who sees this shirt and says hey you're i'm you're a fan of the same

00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:06.300
<v Greg>kind of stuff i'm a fan of we have a lot to talk about gotcha.

00:37:06.300 --> 00:37:10.100
<v Jeff>All right so we got this beer so getting warm in our glasses,

00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.860
<v Jeff>the fortune seeker from Hopfarm. It's a West Coast double IPA. Yes.

00:37:14.300 --> 00:37:17.680
<v Greg>Well, it's good that they got it warm, although it's been out for a little bit, but that's fine.

00:37:19.080 --> 00:37:24.240
<v Shannon>It's not as golden. It's much darker in color than the...

00:37:24.240 --> 00:37:25.600
<v Greg>It's more bronzy.

00:37:25.860 --> 00:37:31.420
<v Jeff>Yeah, it's more bronzish. It has, the aroma has this kind of citrus fruit thing going on.

00:37:31.620 --> 00:37:35.220
<v Jeff>It's a mix of orange and grapefruit, I would say.

00:37:36.080 --> 00:37:41.420
<v Jeff>Seems like everything that so far seems that this is like, you know,

00:37:41.560 --> 00:37:45.280
<v Jeff>like first, second generation West Coast IPA.

00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:48.520
<v Greg>Yeah, this is what they were trying to do from, if you look at the label,

00:37:48.660 --> 00:37:50.960
<v Greg>it seems like that was what they were aiming for.

00:37:51.260 --> 00:37:55.280
<v Greg>They were not, they didn't want to do a hazy.

00:37:55.700 --> 00:37:59.480
<v Greg>They wanted to do something that was West Coast-y, but not like Bitterbomb.

00:38:00.180 --> 00:38:00.620
<v Shannon>Ooh.

00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:03.900
<v Jeff>Talus Cryo Chinook Azaka.

00:38:04.680 --> 00:38:06.180
<v Shannon>Chinook, that's what I'm tasting.

00:38:06.180 --> 00:38:08.780
<v Jeff>Chinook's usually really piney and bitey. It is.

00:38:09.020 --> 00:38:09.660
<v Shannon>It is.

00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:11.760
<v Greg>I taste the Chinook there.

00:38:14.116 --> 00:38:15.896
<v Greg>it's the it's the resiny note.

00:38:16.856 --> 00:38:21.696
<v Jeff>I think that the talus that cryo treatment on it is probably making it a little less,

00:38:22.616 --> 00:38:26.856
<v Jeff>bitey a little less bitter maybe can I see the a little more it's a little more

00:38:26.856 --> 00:38:30.776
<v Jeff>juicy up front than I would have expected for you know a Chinook forward beer

00:38:30.776 --> 00:38:33.036
<v Jeff>so I think the talus is playing into that definitely.

00:38:33.036 --> 00:38:37.356
<v Greg>Has that that west coast was that me? it may have been me I don't know no that.

00:38:37.356 --> 00:38:38.256
<v Shannon>Was actually me.

00:38:38.756 --> 00:38:39.416
<v Greg>I hope.

00:38:39.416 --> 00:38:40.536
<v Shannon>That wasn't heard on there.

00:38:40.536 --> 00:38:41.916
<v Jeff>Yeah I cut it out don't worry about.

00:38:41.916 --> 00:38:42.996
<v Greg>It yeah yeah I will go cut it out Yeah.

00:38:42.996 --> 00:38:44.476
<v Jeff>He's not cutting this out, though, so.

00:38:45.356 --> 00:38:52.056
<v Greg>8.5%, it's got that West Coast, like, this is a big beer IPA stuff, you know.

00:38:52.196 --> 00:38:57.116
<v Greg>So this is not a hazy at six. This is, you know, nearly nine.

00:38:57.356 --> 00:38:59.636
<v Greg>So this is hitting you right away.

00:38:59.816 --> 00:39:00.896
<v Shannon>I love the label.

00:39:01.596 --> 00:39:08.976
<v Greg>Yeah, it's got a gold miner, a cartoon gold miner rushing on a little. Yeah.

00:39:09.096 --> 00:39:12.776
<v Jeff>It reminds me of the old Tommyknocker label, so it seems derivative of that.

00:39:12.836 --> 00:39:13.476
<v Shannon>Knocker.

00:39:13.656 --> 00:39:15.796
<v Jeff>It's a shitty brewery that you've never had. Oh, okay.

00:39:16.596 --> 00:39:21.576
<v Greg>Icaro's Art, so it's not AI. At least it's somebody who's paid for it.

00:39:21.736 --> 00:39:23.656
<v Shannon>Yeah, it's a great label.

00:39:24.556 --> 00:39:25.476
<v Jeff>Fortune Seeker.

00:39:25.776 --> 00:39:27.816
<v Shannon>No, I mean, it's just,

00:39:29.538 --> 00:39:31.138
<v Shannon>Yeah, it's a really good label.

00:39:31.558 --> 00:39:34.078
<v Jeff>Yeah, the bitterness isn't too high on this one. It's there.

00:39:34.618 --> 00:39:36.438
<v Jeff>The Chinook's not biting too hard.

00:39:36.458 --> 00:39:42.178
<v Jeff>I think blending it with the other hops is kind of making like a beer that kind

00:39:42.178 --> 00:39:46.398
<v Jeff>of feels like an older generation, more palatable for a modern generation.

00:39:46.678 --> 00:39:50.878
<v Greg>Yeah, but this is like, this is a double IPA. This is a, you know,

00:39:51.158 --> 00:39:57.198
<v Greg>one of those. And it kind of falls into the same critical area where you would

00:39:57.198 --> 00:40:01.158
<v Greg>expect a double IPA to fall into in today's world, which is not very high.

00:40:01.398 --> 00:40:09.538
<v Jeff>It has a malt, a bigger malt backbone than a lot of the, like the California West Coast, I would say.

00:40:09.738 --> 00:40:12.818
<v Jeff>Yeah, for sure. It was more like, you know, even historically,

00:40:12.838 --> 00:40:18.518
<v Jeff>this was more, you know, somewhere like maybe Colorado double IPA or,

00:40:18.838 --> 00:40:20.658
<v Jeff>you know, Midwest or something.

00:40:20.658 --> 00:40:22.398
<v Greg>Colorado feels right. Yeah.

00:40:22.518 --> 00:40:23.518
<v Jeff>Kind of like...

00:40:23.518 --> 00:40:26.618
<v Shannon>Well, it's inspired by the California Gold Rush.

00:40:26.738 --> 00:40:31.858
<v Jeff>The Great Divide. They're double. Or Avery's Maharaja or something like that.

00:40:32.178 --> 00:40:38.678
<v Greg>One of those Denver breweries. If you say a couple of them, I can pick out which one.

00:40:39.578 --> 00:40:40.398
<v Jeff>No, I'm drunk like...

00:40:40.398 --> 00:40:41.878
<v Greg>Although Avery is kind of close.

00:40:42.118 --> 00:40:45.478
<v Jeff>Avery's kind of close. I'm trying to think who else makes big double IPs out there.

00:40:45.578 --> 00:40:48.278
<v Greg>No, there was. I think this is a brewery that's gone, too. Yeah.

00:40:48.278 --> 00:40:52.898
<v Greg>So, I mean, there was Blobbity Bloobity and Flippity Flobbity.

00:40:53.398 --> 00:40:59.178
<v Shannon>It's really interesting because when I go to a brewery, if they actually have

00:40:59.178 --> 00:41:01.478
<v Shannon>the hops, a list of them. Breckenridge.

00:41:01.738 --> 00:41:03.138
<v Greg>Sorry. Oh, there you go.

00:41:03.618 --> 00:41:11.418
<v Shannon>If they have, you know, descriptions of the beers and list what the hops are,

00:41:11.578 --> 00:41:16.838
<v Shannon>if it has Chinook on it, I won't even look at it.

00:41:16.838 --> 00:41:24.538
<v Greg>With Simcoe, very, very hesitant about picking up a Simcoe.

00:41:25.998 --> 00:41:28.858
<v Shannon>This, though, I like this.

00:41:29.098 --> 00:41:31.258
<v Greg>It's not, like you said.

00:41:31.438 --> 00:41:36.878
<v Shannon>It's, one of you said, it's not too in your face.

00:41:37.058 --> 00:41:44.058
<v Shannon>It's there. It's definitely there the minute you take your first sip.

00:41:44.058 --> 00:41:51.158
<v Shannon>but it's not it's not so strong that it turns me off which is,

00:41:51.998 --> 00:41:57.618
<v Shannon>pretty high because I mean that's pretty good because normally I would say absolutely

00:41:57.618 --> 00:42:00.218
<v Shannon>not I can't drink this I think that.

00:42:00.218 --> 00:42:05.578
<v Greg>It's a beer from the 2000s that has been designed by people from the 2020s like

00:42:05.578 --> 00:42:11.318
<v Greg>they know how to tame some of those excesses they did a good.

00:42:11.318 --> 00:42:12.758
<v Shannon>Job they did,

00:42:14.421 --> 00:42:24.061
<v Shannon>The brewer there, is he, she, a new, I mean, is this the same brewer that's been there for?

00:42:24.081 --> 00:42:27.941
<v Jeff>Well, Malcolm's not brewing there. Matt's probably, I don't know who brews there now. I was just.

00:42:27.941 --> 00:42:33.201
<v Shannon>Curious because it seems like the last time that we did any of the Hop Farm

00:42:33.201 --> 00:42:36.301
<v Shannon>beers, which, I mean, probably last year at some point.

00:42:36.301 --> 00:42:37.981
<v Greg>It's usually when I bring them because it's been a joke.

00:42:38.021 --> 00:42:41.581
<v Shannon>I'm trying to think of, I mean, I know we've done some in the past,

00:42:41.641 --> 00:42:46.681
<v Shannon>and I've not been as impressed. I'm impressed with the hot farm beers that we've had tonight.

00:42:47.581 --> 00:42:53.521
<v Greg>They've been, they both have been, you know, very, they've been trying to do

00:42:53.521 --> 00:42:58.441
<v Greg>classic styles with a, maybe a new twist or at least with the,

00:42:58.481 --> 00:43:00.561
<v Greg>you know, modern ingredient twist.

00:43:00.841 --> 00:43:06.741
<v Greg>And in a way that I think works, I was happy to see a sort of West Coast IPA

00:43:06.741 --> 00:43:10.861
<v Greg>there that was, you know, just, that was not a hazy. I was happy to see something

00:43:10.861 --> 00:43:12.041
<v Greg>like that, and I wanted to try it.

00:43:12.101 --> 00:43:16.741
<v Greg>And I figured even if I don't like it, at least there's that Hop Farm 20%,

00:43:16.741 --> 00:43:21.461
<v Greg>like that stuff that I like that will keep it okay for me.

00:43:21.561 --> 00:43:27.581
<v Greg>But I think it's not bad. So that's good for the three that I have in my fridge. Yeah.

00:43:28.121 --> 00:43:29.901
<v Shannon>Yeah. For sure.

00:43:30.561 --> 00:43:33.001
<v Jeff>All right. Let's move on. I'm not ready.

00:43:33.621 --> 00:43:34.501
<v Shannon>The show's dragging.

00:43:34.761 --> 00:43:35.701
<v Jeff>Let's go. Okay.

00:43:35.701 --> 00:43:38.661
<v Greg>So one of the things that this show has, that Scott hasn't seen,

00:43:38.721 --> 00:43:41.541
<v Greg>has got me to see is some movies that I haven't seen. Okay.

00:43:42.221 --> 00:43:48.961
<v Greg>I talked about how I saw Seven Samurai, and I loved it. Like, that was so good.

00:43:50.301 --> 00:43:53.641
<v Greg>And that's Kurosawa. So 50s.

00:43:54.721 --> 00:43:58.041
<v Greg>Amazing. A long movie. So, like, you got to be ready for it.

00:43:58.141 --> 00:44:04.021
<v Greg>It's like three plus hours, and there's intermission. but every superhero movie

00:44:04.021 --> 00:44:09.141
<v Greg>every team-up movie all builds from this like you can see the blueprint that

00:44:09.141 --> 00:44:14.841
<v Greg>this was establishing and there are some weird like you know it's a little slower than

00:44:15.081 --> 00:44:21.101
<v Greg>a movie today would be but man the you get to know these characters and then

00:44:21.101 --> 00:44:26.641
<v Greg>the second half slaps so much it's so good and just like you're you're into

00:44:26.641 --> 00:44:31.941
<v Greg>it and yeah no it's like it's so good Like, I would highly recommend that.

00:44:32.461 --> 00:44:35.961
<v Greg>So I was over at, I think I mentioned I was at Passover.

00:44:36.321 --> 00:44:40.841
<v Greg>I went down to my parents and was with them for at least one night.

00:44:40.841 --> 00:44:42.901
<v Greg>And they were like, we should watch a movie.

00:44:43.241 --> 00:44:46.281
<v Greg>And so I said, I want to watch something classic that I haven't seen.

00:44:46.641 --> 00:44:47.981
<v Greg>And I picked The Graduate.

00:44:48.561 --> 00:44:51.041
<v Shannon>The Graduate. What year?

00:44:51.801 --> 00:44:59.601
<v Greg>I believe it's 67. Okay. Dustin Hoffman. Oh, okay.

00:44:59.741 --> 00:45:00.041
<v Shannon>Yeah.

00:45:00.241 --> 00:45:09.521
<v Greg>And pretty, pretty famous, like movie, well considered, considered a pretty classic movie. Yeah.

00:45:10.992 --> 00:45:19.472
<v Greg>we're enraptured by it. I appreciated how some of it was, but man,

00:45:19.572 --> 00:45:21.632
<v Greg>did I not like the movie. Okay.

00:45:23.132 --> 00:45:26.992
<v Greg>My mom, it was really weird. My mom was like, she was rooting for the guy.

00:45:27.092 --> 00:45:34.652
<v Greg>I was like, the guy that Dustin Hoffman plays is a schmuck and just like an asshole.

00:45:35.812 --> 00:45:38.832
<v Greg>And in no way was I rooting for this guy.

00:45:39.192 --> 00:45:43.132
<v Greg>I don't want to, like, I don't want to, you may see it at some point,

00:45:43.192 --> 00:45:44.772
<v Greg>so I don't want to like, you know, get into everything,

00:45:44.912 --> 00:45:50.592
<v Greg>nor do I know if I can, if I can, thank you, if I can explain to you the movie

00:45:50.592 --> 00:45:55.852
<v Greg>in a way that will not stop the show in its tracks more than it already has.

00:45:57.132 --> 00:46:00.832
<v Greg>But I was just not impressed by the storytelling.

00:46:01.792 --> 00:46:05.212
<v Greg>It was very much a movie of its time. My parents loved it, but they kept saying

00:46:05.212 --> 00:46:10.252
<v Greg>about how if you lived in that time, you'd feel it. So there's something about

00:46:10.252 --> 00:46:12.372
<v Greg>that that I think plays a role.

00:46:12.972 --> 00:46:18.692
<v Greg>And I can accept that, but it did, you know, I had to fight with my dad a little

00:46:18.692 --> 00:46:21.732
<v Greg>bit on it, but eventually he agreed with me that, yeah, it's not a timeless movie.

00:46:22.092 --> 00:46:24.472
<v Greg>A timeless movie should, it doesn't matter.

00:46:25.612 --> 00:46:30.132
<v Jeff>All right. So this is from Dirty Couch Brewing. This is their Wallambic.

00:46:30.412 --> 00:46:33.572
<v Jeff>It's a spontaneously fermented beer in oak barrels.

00:46:34.212 --> 00:46:37.612
<v Jeff>WA probably stands for Washington, so a Washington Lambic.

00:46:37.612 --> 00:46:40.932
<v Jeff>we visited this brew when we were out in seattle the last time we were out there

00:46:40.932 --> 00:46:49.532
<v Jeff>this place was doing a lot of really good stuff yeah and it's a bold name dirty couch brewing maybe.

00:46:49.532 --> 00:46:52.172
<v Greg>It's named after a particular dirty couch maybe the one that.

00:46:52.172 --> 00:46:56.332
<v Jeff>Got the story okay was the owner wait wait wait it.

00:46:56.332 --> 00:47:00.972
<v Greg>Was the one that jd vance no we're talking about.

00:47:00.972 --> 00:47:06.652
<v Jeff>Seattle washington so no no jd vance couches no it just it's kind of like the

00:47:06.652 --> 00:47:11.812
<v Jeff>you know you want like to you know you want the brewery to be so comfortable

00:47:11.812 --> 00:47:16.392
<v Jeff>that it's like crashing on your friend's dirty couch you know that kind of thing so wasn't it.

00:47:16.392 --> 00:47:22.372
<v Shannon>After stories of crashing on friends dirty couches or something i can't remember.

00:47:22.372 --> 00:47:27.792
<v Jeff>The actual some kind of of meme in the friend group or something yeah some kind

00:47:27.792 --> 00:47:29.572
<v Jeff>of there was something What.

00:47:29.572 --> 00:47:33.952
<v Greg>It reminds me of is, way back in the 80s, Marvel Comics did a thing that they

00:47:33.952 --> 00:47:35.372
<v Greg>tied in with a bunch of toys.

00:47:35.792 --> 00:47:41.372
<v Greg>And they researched what to name this, like, tie-in, and they picked the things,

00:47:41.592 --> 00:47:46.772
<v Greg>the two things that were, the two words that seemed to be the most popular things

00:47:46.772 --> 00:47:49.732
<v Greg>that would draw attention to it. Secret Wars.

00:47:51.680 --> 00:47:54.460
<v Greg>didn't actually mean anything in the sense of the comic it didn't

00:47:54.460 --> 00:47:57.260
<v Greg>there were no really secret wars but they named it

00:47:57.260 --> 00:48:00.480
<v Greg>secret wars because that's what the marketing said

00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:07.220
<v Greg>it would draw in the most attention of boys aged like eight to twelve and okay

00:48:07.220 --> 00:48:12.760
<v Greg>dirty couch makes me wonder if there was like a similar kind of what two words

00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:18.680
<v Greg>when you bring them together would bring the it's a weird like I probably wouldn't.

00:48:18.680 --> 00:48:21.240
<v Jeff>Have gone out of my way to go there if it wasn't, like, highly,

00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:26.240
<v Jeff>like, I usually go on, like, Reddit. Yeah, I don't think it was a successful campaign.

00:48:26.420 --> 00:48:27.820
<v Greg>I just was like. I go on, like.

00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:32.420
<v Jeff>R slash beer for a city. And there's always a post, like, what are the top breweries in this town?

00:48:32.820 --> 00:48:35.640
<v Jeff>And you just kind of troll through that. And that's kind of the go-to.

00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.860
<v Jeff>So this is Willambic. It pours the golden.

00:48:39.700 --> 00:48:41.260
<v Jeff>Pretty clear. 4.9.

00:48:41.380 --> 00:48:45.840
<v Greg>So this is a mix of multiple barrel-aged wild ales from 8 to 22 months.

00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:49.180
<v Greg>So they, this is not like one, this is blended.

00:48:49.180 --> 00:48:54.160
<v Jeff>So a Lambic, a traditional Lambic is a three year, a three year,

00:48:54.300 --> 00:48:56.060
<v Jeff>two year, and a one year blended together.

00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:59.380
<v Jeff>So this is probably using that formulation.

00:49:00.080 --> 00:49:05.420
<v Greg>The culture is from harvested from wild strawberries. Oh.

00:49:06.020 --> 00:49:07.060
<v Shannon>And the barrels.

00:49:07.060 --> 00:49:11.760
<v Greg>Were previously used for red wines from Cadence and Chatter Creek Winery. Now see.

00:49:12.160 --> 00:49:12.380
<v Shannon>Okay.

00:49:14.059 --> 00:49:19.099
<v Shannon>But no, I actually, on the nose, no, I'm picking up cherry. Really?

00:49:19.539 --> 00:49:21.839
<v Greg>I smell grapes. I smell grape musk, at least.

00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:28.299
<v Jeff>Grape musk is a pretty good call, I think. Cherry. It's kind of a dusty thing.

00:49:28.419 --> 00:49:29.519
<v Jeff>There's notes of cherry.

00:49:29.699 --> 00:49:32.039
<v Greg>But I think that there's notes of a lot of things.

00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:36.759
<v Shannon>Yeah, no, because I pick up the grape musk, too. Cherry's one of.

00:49:36.759 --> 00:49:40.999
<v Greg>Those things that I think we're really good at detecting. So it's like a lot

00:49:40.999 --> 00:49:43.139
<v Greg>of things sort of can... Moving into the flavor.

00:49:43.139 --> 00:49:44.639
<v Jeff>Or a bit around the cherry flavor?

00:49:44.799 --> 00:49:45.679
<v Greg>Moving into the flavor.

00:49:45.899 --> 00:49:51.619
<v Jeff>There's totally like tart cherry. Is there? Yeah. Like a tart Michigan cherry

00:49:51.619 --> 00:49:53.199
<v Jeff>or something like that. That's right.

00:49:53.899 --> 00:50:01.199
<v Shannon>The second time tonight. Ooh. Mm. You just, what's that word? He made a small trucker.

00:50:01.339 --> 00:50:02.179
<v Jeff>A small trucker.

00:50:02.659 --> 00:50:03.039
<v Shannon>Did I?

00:50:03.299 --> 00:50:06.139
<v Greg>Yes, I guess I did. I didn't like pucker totally, but I was like, ooh.

00:50:06.499 --> 00:50:08.519
<v Jeff>Yeah, no, that's a small trucker right there.

00:50:09.419 --> 00:50:14.579
<v Greg>And it's definitely more sour than I expected. and now see.

00:50:14.579 --> 00:50:18.899
<v Shannon>After your reaction i was expecting i can't get.

00:50:18.899 --> 00:50:22.879
<v Jeff>Past cherry pie now that you've said cherries like the tartness plays in with

00:50:22.879 --> 00:50:27.519
<v Jeff>like cherry pie like a tart cherry pie filling yes i really.

00:50:27.519 --> 00:50:32.619
<v Greg>Wish i could forget you guys i feel like again i feel like cherry is just kind of like,

00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:38.439
<v Greg>of a night an easy point on a map that you can trek around but i feel like it's

00:50:38.439 --> 00:50:46.139
<v Greg>we're not hitting would you small truck around it yes yes i would wouldn't you,

00:50:49.319 --> 00:50:56.579
<v Greg>and there is if i'm trying to check my smells check my smells as much as possible,

00:50:58.859 --> 00:51:03.619
<v Greg>like digging deep into that to see where i can go and now i've gotten like apple,

00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:06.539
<v Greg>because there's a bit of, like, apple thing. Green apple.

00:51:06.579 --> 00:51:07.339
<v Shannon>Green apple, yeah.

00:51:07.479 --> 00:51:08.439
<v Jeff>Green, yes.

00:51:08.899 --> 00:51:09.499
<v Shannon>You're right.

00:51:09.779 --> 00:51:12.779
<v Jeff>Oh, it's funny. That changes, like, what I'm tasting. Yeah. It,

00:51:12.819 --> 00:51:15.919
<v Jeff>like, turned the page on me. Yeah. Green apple.

00:51:16.939 --> 00:51:21.019
<v Jeff>There's peach. Anything other than tart fruits, though. I'm having a hard time,

00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:23.399
<v Jeff>like, finding. I mean, it's.

00:51:23.399 --> 00:51:29.659
<v Greg>All of a kind, right? It's all of that tart, bright nature.

00:51:30.799 --> 00:51:35.219
<v Greg>The weird thing is I'm not so much tasting strawberries. Green Apple Jolly Rancher.

00:51:35.339 --> 00:51:38.939
<v Shannon>I know I brought up Jolly Ranchers in the shows in the past. Yeah, yeah.

00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:43.619
<v Shannon>But I'm telling you, Green Apple Jolly Rancher.

00:51:44.019 --> 00:51:48.559
<v Jeff>So there's no strawberries in the beer. But it's used from strawberries.

00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:52.659
<v Greg>It may have picked up. And you figure that that probably added something to

00:51:52.659 --> 00:51:54.799
<v Greg>the flavor. I guess it's washed off for a lot of strawberries.

00:51:54.959 --> 00:51:57.419
<v Greg>But who knows? I mean, it's probably.

00:51:57.419 --> 00:52:00.699
<v Jeff>Swabbed off and propagated, you know, that kind of thing. It's not like they

00:52:00.699 --> 00:52:02.599
<v Jeff>had a mash. True, and these are wild strawberries.

00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:05.859
<v Greg>So, you know, it could be just some crazy, weird yeast, but...

00:52:08.069 --> 00:52:14.629
<v Greg>picking up strawberry so much i would say that there's even kiwi in there okay yeah yeah.

00:52:14.629 --> 00:52:19.289
<v Jeff>Okay so now i'm actually getting just a big fruit i'm getting the first thing it's a fruit salad.

00:52:19.949 --> 00:52:20.669
<v Shannon>Starting to get a.

00:52:20.669 --> 00:52:24.869
<v Jeff>Little more dusty for me a little minerally you know so it's more than just

00:52:24.869 --> 00:52:31.969
<v Jeff>straight up fruit almost dare i say tobacco like a light like tobacco thing

00:52:31.969 --> 00:52:33.709
<v Jeff>or something i don't know if i would go.

00:52:33.709 --> 00:52:37.809
<v Greg>That far there's definitely a chalkiness there though i'm.

00:52:37.809 --> 00:52:43.809
<v Shannon>Not picking up on tobacco but i'm really stuck on the sour like these sour beers

00:52:43.809 --> 00:52:52.549
<v Shannon>tonight we've gone we've gone overboard like i already had to take some medication yeah to settle.

00:52:52.549 --> 00:52:54.149
<v Jeff>My stomach for the sourness.

00:52:54.149 --> 00:52:57.329
<v Shannon>On the beers tonight i just i'm sorry.

00:52:57.329 --> 00:53:00.389
<v Jeff>About that i didn't realize the burial would be such a big...

00:53:00.389 --> 00:53:03.809
<v Jeff>I should have known, but I didn't realize the berry would be so big. It's a big one.

00:53:04.429 --> 00:53:06.109
<v Shannon>What are we editing with? I just wanted to see...

00:53:06.109 --> 00:53:07.049
<v Greg>Barrel-aged Imperial Stout.

00:53:07.329 --> 00:53:10.709
<v Shannon>Oh, thank God it's not a sour. I was going to say...

00:53:10.709 --> 00:53:12.629
<v Jeff>Bicarbonate-aged Imperial Stout.

00:53:14.429 --> 00:53:15.789
<v Shannon>Imperial Stout with Gaviscon.

00:53:20.889 --> 00:53:21.949
<v Shannon>Just pour baking.

00:53:21.949 --> 00:53:24.049
<v Greg>Soda on top of it. This one...

00:53:24.769 --> 00:53:30.189
<v Shannon>Dirty Couch Fruiting had some of the best beers. And I think it really has to

00:53:30.189 --> 00:53:33.629
<v Shannon>do with the fact that my stomach just can't take any more sour.

00:53:33.929 --> 00:53:35.229
<v Shannon>Yeah, this is really well blended.

00:53:35.609 --> 00:53:38.469
<v Greg>This is a very well put together beer. It is.

00:53:38.589 --> 00:53:48.469
<v Shannon>So I can't fault it. It's not. The beer actually has some really complex, beautiful flavors.

00:53:49.549 --> 00:53:50.789
<v Shannon>I just can't drink it.

00:53:50.809 --> 00:53:52.509
<v Greg>We did a lot of stuff. Yeah, we got two more.

00:53:52.509 --> 00:53:59.209
<v Jeff>Dirty Couches we'll have in future shows. They're all wild beers. This is the only Lambic.

00:54:00.829 --> 00:54:04.389
<v Shannon>We definitely have to space out the sours. Sure. I'm sorry about that.

00:54:04.609 --> 00:54:09.349
<v Jeff>I was excited to try this one. Space out the sours.

00:54:09.489 --> 00:54:10.489
<v Greg>That should be a good name for the show.

00:54:10.809 --> 00:54:11.489
<v Jeff>Space out the sours.

00:54:12.329 --> 00:54:13.209
<v Shannon>Traditional Lambic.

00:54:13.469 --> 00:54:16.369
<v Jeff>And there's a bunch left in this bottle. And since I'm the only one not complaining

00:54:16.369 --> 00:54:18.649
<v Jeff>about being soured out, that's my post-show beer.

00:54:18.809 --> 00:54:20.009
<v Shannon>Damn. There you go.

00:54:20.269 --> 00:54:22.449
<v Greg>There's other sours, though. That's fine.

00:54:23.029 --> 00:54:25.609
<v Shannon>I've got a lot. We can open something new for the post-show.

00:54:26.509 --> 00:54:28.969
<v Jeff>All right. So let me finish this and we'll move on. Oh, Greg,

00:54:29.109 --> 00:54:31.989
<v Jeff>you still got some too. I don't have to do that all that fast. Enjoy.

00:54:32.329 --> 00:54:33.749
<v Shannon>Let me just have this moment.

00:54:37.449 --> 00:54:39.169
<v Jeff>So another movie I recently saw.

00:54:39.309 --> 00:54:39.489
<v Greg>Yes.

00:54:41.708 --> 00:54:45.808
<v Shannon>What's that one? That is Robert De Niro and Al Pacino.

00:54:46.268 --> 00:54:51.268
<v Shannon>Yes. I wanted to see that. No good? Really?

00:54:54.348 --> 00:54:56.888
<v Shannon>Michael Mann directed it very well.

00:54:57.068 --> 00:55:01.228
<v Greg>But man, the female characters were cardboard.

00:55:02.208 --> 00:55:07.308
<v Greg>The plot dragged the characters along as opposed to the characters dictating the plot.

00:55:08.188 --> 00:55:11.368
<v Greg>As I was watching it, I was like, There's a lot of stuff that's really well

00:55:11.368 --> 00:55:15.348
<v Greg>done. I wish this was written by Quentin Tarantino because it would be so much better.

00:55:16.228 --> 00:55:17.188
<v Shannon>See, I remember I.

00:55:17.188 --> 00:55:20.108
<v Jeff>Only watched it once, but I was a teenager back in the 90s.

00:55:20.248 --> 00:55:26.148
<v Greg>Yeah, no, there's some cool shit in there. And also the men are very 12-year-old,

00:55:26.368 --> 00:55:29.188
<v Greg>boy, this is what I care about and that's all.

00:55:29.368 --> 00:55:31.748
<v Greg>And nothing else matters.

00:55:32.368 --> 00:55:35.688
<v Greg>But I also happen to screw lots of chicks on the side.

00:55:35.688 --> 00:55:44.188
<v Greg>kind of very very like almost regressive in terms of like how poorly it is aimed

00:55:44.188 --> 00:55:53.068
<v Greg>at a modern culture and how and how shoddy it was constructed as a as a script through.

00:55:53.068 --> 00:55:54.708
<v Shannon>It together well i mean.

00:55:55.388 --> 00:55:58.368
<v Greg>The action was really cool but just the the structure

00:55:58.368 --> 00:56:01.288
<v Greg>wasn't there none of the none of the stuff that that

00:56:01.288 --> 00:56:05.688
<v Greg>keeps a movie like that keeps you interested in what's happening next and keeps

00:56:05.688 --> 00:56:11.688
<v Greg>you you know hoping that this person that that this thing will happen or that

00:56:11.688 --> 00:56:15.588
<v Greg>thing will happen or that something will resolve this tension is there very

00:56:15.588 --> 00:56:18.948
<v Greg>very poorly structured so two.

00:56:18.948 --> 00:56:22.628
<v Shannon>Of my favorite actors oh i agree and.

00:56:22.628 --> 00:56:29.408
<v Greg>And like the here's the thing De Niro was fantastic in it. Al Pacino was on Coke.

00:56:30.548 --> 00:56:32.728
<v Shannon>Really? And it shows.

00:56:33.488 --> 00:56:41.268
<v Greg>He is overdoing it to an extent that is too broad for some comedies. Wow.

00:56:42.168 --> 00:56:47.028
<v Greg>So, yeah, no, not a good performance for Al Pacino. That's a shame.

00:56:47.388 --> 00:56:48.248
<v Shannon>But kind of.

00:56:48.248 --> 00:56:51.228
<v Greg>Iconic because of how crazy. I mean, how old is he now?

00:56:51.548 --> 00:56:52.708
<v Shannon>Oh, God, I don't know.

00:56:52.848 --> 00:56:53.728
<v Greg>98. Alexa.

00:56:54.348 --> 00:56:56.348
<v Shannon>How old is Al Pacino?

00:56:58.121 --> 00:56:59.321
<v Jeff>He's 84 years old.

00:56:59.421 --> 00:57:00.861
<v Shannon>I wasn't that far off.

00:57:01.061 --> 00:57:01.481
<v Greg>God damn.

00:57:01.681 --> 00:57:07.641
<v Shannon>84 years old. He's probably not on Coke. He's probably just kind of. Well, when he was.

00:57:07.961 --> 00:57:08.561
<v Greg>He was on Coke.

00:57:09.961 --> 00:57:13.381
<v Shannon>He actually says in interviews that he played it like he was on Coke.

00:57:13.801 --> 00:57:14.161
<v Greg>Oh, okay.

00:57:14.201 --> 00:57:15.101
<v Shannon>The best way to.

00:57:15.101 --> 00:57:20.601
<v Jeff>Play it is to be on Coke. Yes. All right. So this beer of the evening is Westbound

00:57:20.601 --> 00:57:22.461
<v Jeff>and Down. Is this number six?

00:57:22.721 --> 00:57:26.121
<v Jeff>Barrel Age Double Absence. That is a different aroma.

00:57:27.161 --> 00:57:30.201
<v Jeff>I'm ready for that. This is a beer we picked up. This was when we drove up into

00:57:30.201 --> 00:57:31.781
<v Jeff>the mountains when we landed in Colorado.

00:57:32.281 --> 00:57:35.981
<v Shannon>I have been looking at this beer in the fridge for months now,

00:57:36.101 --> 00:57:37.741
<v Shannon>wanting to drink it. Now we're drinking it.

00:57:40.161 --> 00:57:44.501
<v Greg>15.9%. Yeah. It comes in a little eight-ounce can. It comes in one of those

00:57:44.501 --> 00:57:47.061
<v Greg>small Coke cans, a little eight-ounce can.

00:57:47.241 --> 00:57:53.061
<v Shannon>Yes, the mini one. Yeah. So just so you know, we do have the extra bedroom and the extra bed.

00:57:53.381 --> 00:57:56.641
<v Shannon>So, you know. I know.

00:57:56.641 --> 00:58:01.121
<v Greg>I'm very, very good about not going overboard because we have so much experience.

00:58:01.121 --> 00:58:02.141
<v Greg>Just want you to know you're welcome.

00:58:02.361 --> 00:58:04.641
<v Shannon>Until we break out the karaoke.

00:58:05.061 --> 00:58:05.941
<v Jeff>Until we break.

00:58:05.941 --> 00:58:09.661
<v Shannon>Out the karaoke. Yes. We should put the karaoke on the show one time.

00:58:09.701 --> 00:58:12.281
<v Shannon>Well, we can talk about some things karaoke-wise.

00:58:12.321 --> 00:58:18.061
<v Greg>But let's talk about this beer. Age 16 months in freshly dumped bourbon barrels.

00:58:18.661 --> 00:58:21.321
<v Greg>I love. Ooh, boy.

00:58:21.421 --> 00:58:26.261
<v Shannon>The nose on this. You get lost in it.

00:58:26.261 --> 00:58:30.041
<v Greg>It's so woody. It is. I love bourbon barrels.

00:58:30.041 --> 00:58:35.921
<v Jeff>So what they actually package is a blend. They had 15 and 28 month versions

00:58:35.921 --> 00:58:38.921
<v Jeff>of this beer and they blended it to get this. Oh, really?

00:58:39.241 --> 00:58:40.601
<v Shannon>Yeah. So, I mean, that's.

00:58:40.701 --> 00:58:41.501
<v Jeff>I'm curious how much that cost.

00:58:41.601 --> 00:58:42.521
<v Greg>How much did the eight ounce cost?

00:58:43.201 --> 00:58:44.841
<v Jeff>Not cheap. I didn't think so.

00:58:45.001 --> 00:58:45.941
<v Greg>I don't remember.

00:58:46.181 --> 00:58:48.041
<v Jeff>But. Yeah. We've had it for a long time.

00:58:48.081 --> 00:58:48.741
<v Shannon>Oh, we got a four pack.

00:58:48.921 --> 00:58:49.401
<v Greg>Oh, okay. Yeah.

00:58:49.881 --> 00:58:52.341
<v Jeff>I want to say the four pack was. 30s?

00:58:52.961 --> 00:58:53.121
<v Greg>Oh.

00:58:53.461 --> 00:58:54.401
<v Shannon>35 or something.

00:58:55.001 --> 00:58:55.121
<v Jeff>Yeah.

00:58:55.221 --> 00:58:55.561
<v Greg>Definitely.

00:58:56.881 --> 00:58:59.541
<v Jeff>Tons are right. Yeah. Especially for what I'm smelling. But no,

00:58:59.741 --> 00:59:05.661
<v Jeff>so, I mean, you know, you can really dial in what you're packaging for the customer

00:59:05.661 --> 00:59:07.801
<v Jeff>when you have these two imperial stouts.

00:59:07.981 --> 00:59:10.581
<v Jeff>One that's aged and might be oxidized, one that has more, you know,

00:59:10.621 --> 00:59:14.861
<v Jeff>and you're kind of finding the ratio where it's magically delicious.

00:59:16.001 --> 00:59:17.921
<v Jeff>This is going to be magically delicious.

00:59:17.921 --> 00:59:18.321
<v Shannon>You know, we.

00:59:18.321 --> 00:59:25.261
<v Greg>Mentioned that there are some beers on here that are probably really good stuff,

00:59:25.401 --> 00:59:28.721
<v Greg>but, you know, don't necessarily shine under the microscope.

00:59:28.961 --> 00:59:31.461
<v Greg>And then there are beers that are designed for the microscope.

00:59:31.701 --> 00:59:33.361
<v Greg>This is designed to be put on a slide.

00:59:35.001 --> 00:59:41.901
<v Greg>The same way with the burial. Designed to be analyzed, designed to be like,

00:59:42.001 --> 00:59:45.821
<v Greg>to have this kind of investigation.

00:59:46.281 --> 00:59:47.301
<v Greg>Yeah, they had this on draft.

00:59:47.301 --> 00:59:49.981
<v Jeff>At the pub. And it was bonkers good.

00:59:50.261 --> 00:59:55.521
<v Greg>So now here's where I'm smelling tobacco. Okay.

00:59:56.260 --> 01:00:00.760
<v Jeff>So I'm smelling, I mean, first off, boozyness. And for imperial stouts,

01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:03.280
<v Jeff>I need to smell the boozyness.

01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:07.960
<v Greg>At 16 percent, you better smell them.

01:00:08.040 --> 01:00:11.920
<v Jeff>But if an imperial stout doesn't deliver, it could be nine and a half percent.

01:00:12.120 --> 01:00:17.100
<v Jeff>I want it to deliver what I think of English-brewed Russian imperial stout.

01:00:17.220 --> 01:00:24.600
<v Jeff>I want it to deliver this kind of thin kind of feel and a boozy nose. Like, this is.

01:00:24.600 --> 01:00:28.680
<v Greg>Meant to travel and not spoil. Yeah.

01:00:28.900 --> 01:00:33.740
<v Jeff>So that's first off. The, you know, being barrel aged, it's pulling along some

01:00:33.740 --> 01:00:35.960
<v Jeff>vanilla notes. Oh, it's got the vanilla notes.

01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:39.380
<v Shannon>It's got the roasted marshmallow. I'm not smelling anything distinctly oaky.

01:00:39.600 --> 01:00:41.080
<v Jeff>But there is a hole in the water.

01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:44.780
<v Greg>I'm smelling and I'm getting a lot of alcohol just in the aroma.

01:00:44.900 --> 01:00:48.620
<v Greg>Oh, yeah. Like, there's so much volatilization. Not in a bad way.

01:00:48.700 --> 01:00:54.120
<v Shannon>Because some people will hear the word alcohol and not. Not that I was really.

01:00:54.140 --> 01:00:58.420
<v Greg>Like, doing a lot of big tips. It was not that that was, like,

01:00:58.820 --> 01:00:59.860
<v Greg>that's a little too much.

01:01:00.260 --> 01:01:02.500
<v Greg>It started to, like...

01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:07.540
<v Greg>you off it doesn't smell alcoholic but if you are bringing in like huge yeah

01:01:07.540 --> 01:01:08.460
<v Greg>like when you're smelling.

01:01:08.460 --> 01:01:10.180
<v Jeff>A bourbon yeah don't do it right.

01:01:10.180 --> 01:01:10.560
<v Greg>And you burn.

01:01:10.560 --> 01:01:11.400
<v Jeff>Your nose okay so.

01:01:11.400 --> 01:01:17.940
<v Shannon>I'm getting the tobacco notes now on this on the nose i have not tasted it yet i'm letting.

01:01:17.940 --> 01:01:18.580
<v Greg>It just.

01:01:18.580 --> 01:01:20.880
<v Shannon>Sit and see i'm still getting more marshmallow.

01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:22.280
<v Jeff>Than today oh yeah i'm.

01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:22.460
<v Shannon>Getting.

01:01:22.460 --> 01:01:30.500
<v Greg>A a charcoal-y kind of thing or a cook like a like a charcoal grill kind of

01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:31.860
<v Greg>well that would be the charred.

01:01:31.860 --> 01:01:33.300
<v Shannon>Barrel yeah all right guys Just.

01:01:33.300 --> 01:01:33.760
<v Greg>Shut up.

01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:36.760
<v Jeff>And drink this. No. I'm just trying to let it.

01:01:36.820 --> 01:01:38.020
<v Greg>Shut up and drink this.

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:39.000
<v Jeff>I'm talking, damn it.

01:01:39.200 --> 01:01:40.020
<v Greg>Shut up and drink.

01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:43.840
<v Shannon>That should be the song. Shut up and drink. It's probably already.

01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:45.960
<v Jeff>Well, there's a song from Record Rock.

01:01:46.020 --> 01:01:46.700
<v Greg>Shut Up and Drive.

01:01:47.300 --> 01:01:48.440
<v Jeff>Shut up and drink.

01:01:49.040 --> 01:01:50.080
<v Greg>You'll thank me.

01:01:51.220 --> 01:01:55.940
<v Jeff>Shannon just made a small checker. No, I didn't. That wasn't.

01:01:56.460 --> 01:01:58.020
<v Shannon>It's not a Parker face.

01:01:58.140 --> 01:02:00.000
<v Jeff>It's a face of like, what?

01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:08.260
<v Shannon>It's it's a face of love and desire it's it's desire it's there's satisfaction

01:02:08.260 --> 01:02:14.660
<v Shannon>coffee choc-a-toffee coffee choc-a-toffee i know the toffee's in there for.

01:02:14.660 --> 01:02:16.060
<v Jeff>Sure yes and.

01:02:16.060 --> 01:02:24.700
<v Shannon>The chocolate and the coffee and so much booziness but very smooth almost like very smooth Almost.

01:02:24.700 --> 01:02:26.660
<v Jeff>Like the intensity of... It doesn't taste hot.

01:02:27.140 --> 01:02:28.580
<v Greg>Oh, no, no, no.

01:02:28.860 --> 01:02:30.220
<v Shannon>No, no.

01:02:31.220 --> 01:02:36.240
<v Jeff>I taste a lot of marshmallow on the end. The coffee is kind of like the intensity of like a cold brew.

01:02:37.680 --> 01:02:39.700
<v Jeff>And it's got that kind of creaminess.

01:02:39.860 --> 01:02:43.520
<v Greg>That like espresso creaminess thing. Yep.

01:02:44.100 --> 01:02:44.920
<v Shannon>Oh, my God.

01:02:45.020 --> 01:02:49.960
<v Greg>The viscosity is, you know, nice on this one. Yeah, there's a lot to like about

01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:52.060
<v Greg>this. I think this is a wild beer.

01:02:52.160 --> 01:02:55.020
<v Jeff>Shannon. And it just was, oh my gosh, I think that counts as a wild beer.

01:02:55.040 --> 01:02:57.580
<v Jeff>An oh my gosh beer? It's a wild beer. I think oh.

01:02:57.580 --> 01:02:58.240
<v Shannon>My gosh beer is.

01:02:58.240 --> 01:03:00.220
<v Greg>A better term than a wild beer.

01:03:03.701 --> 01:03:11.001
<v Shannon>Beer omgbs this is an omgb bed i'm good now this.

01:03:11.001 --> 01:03:15.921
<v Jeff>Is super super good westbound and down barrel age double absinthe gotta get

01:03:15.921 --> 01:03:19.961
<v Jeff>it what's the name of the town up in the mountains there it's what are you talking

01:03:19.961 --> 01:03:24.941
<v Jeff>about idaho springs color idaho springs that's it oh yeah.

01:03:24.941 --> 01:03:26.801
<v Greg>Um so look it's like a.

01:03:26.801 --> 01:03:33.701
<v Jeff>Touristy gold rush like you know period kind of town but they got this brewery there Keep in mind that.

01:03:33.701 --> 01:03:39.981
<v Greg>The number I'm going to ask you about means nothing. Okay. I mean, they can.

01:03:40.161 --> 01:03:41.141
<v Shannon>I will tell you that there.

01:03:41.141 --> 01:03:48.261
<v Greg>Are 407 ratings. What do you think the rating on untapped this beer is? Probably a 3.5.

01:03:48.521 --> 01:03:48.901
<v Shannon>Interesting.

01:03:49.461 --> 01:03:51.201
<v Greg>Just because people are stupid.

01:03:51.421 --> 01:03:53.621
<v Shannon>No. And I hate untapped. They're not stupid in this direction.

01:03:54.001 --> 01:03:59.761
<v Jeff>They're stupid on Kolsch's and Pilsner's and Brownells. I don't like untapped.

01:03:59.761 --> 01:04:04.361
<v Jeff>They're not stupid on Barrel-Age Double Imperial Stouts. People that are on untapped do not.

01:04:04.581 --> 01:04:09.141
<v Shannon>They're not, I don't even get on untapped anymore. 4.75.

01:04:10.461 --> 01:04:10.941
<v Jeff>Okay.

01:04:11.961 --> 01:04:20.101
<v Greg>So the actual answer is 4.4. See, I would rate this at least 4.8. Yeah. At least.

01:04:20.421 --> 01:04:22.901
<v Shannon>Yes. Well, you can only rank whole things.

01:04:23.121 --> 01:04:24.041
<v Jeff>Right? You can?

01:04:24.261 --> 01:04:24.921
<v Greg>I don't know.

01:04:25.261 --> 01:04:26.461
<v Jeff>I don't know. Fuck untapped.

01:04:26.581 --> 01:04:26.981
<v Greg>Stupid.

01:04:27.221 --> 01:04:27.461
<v Jeff>Yeah.

01:04:27.901 --> 01:04:31.501
<v Greg>I'm curious, like, because here's the thing, like...

01:04:31.741 --> 01:04:37.701
<v Greg>Rotten Tomatoes. If you look at the percent of a number, that doesn't mean the movie is good or bad.

01:04:38.001 --> 01:04:45.041
<v Greg>What that means is that a majority of people, if it's 100% means that everyone

01:04:45.041 --> 01:04:49.761
<v Greg>who watched it thought you'd enjoy it. 0% means everyone thought you'd hate it.

01:04:49.901 --> 01:04:52.561
<v Greg>It doesn't mean this is the best movie ever. See, I thought two.

01:04:52.561 --> 01:04:56.121
<v Jeff>Out of three people would give this a five and one out of five,

01:04:56.401 --> 01:04:59.561
<v Jeff>one out of three people would give it a four. That's why. I think what you're.

01:04:59.561 --> 01:05:04.461
<v Greg>Not accounting for is the snobbiness. no I think it's.

01:05:04.461 --> 01:05:05.701
<v Shannon>The this is such a.

01:05:05.701 --> 01:05:09.001
<v Jeff>Big bold beer that it should play right into the I mean as.

01:05:09.001 --> 01:05:17.141
<v Greg>A like as a how do I put this as a critic you know there are things that I could

01:05:17.141 --> 01:05:20.081
<v Greg>say about it that could get me in there but if I was just doing a 1 through

01:05:20.081 --> 01:05:21.701
<v Greg>a 5 this would easily be a 5,

01:05:23.041 --> 01:05:28.681
<v Greg>it's not a contest this is up there in the 5s if you think that 5s are going

01:05:28.681 --> 01:05:33.301
<v Greg>to be 20 If you think five is going to be 20% of the beers you have, or, you know, roughly.

01:05:33.421 --> 01:05:35.921
<v Greg>Well, for me, five has a.

01:05:37.041 --> 01:05:40.481
<v Jeff>It's, it's, it's, you know, it's a, it's,

01:05:41.355 --> 01:05:44.195
<v Jeff>you know like or a hyperbole or whatever

01:05:44.195 --> 01:05:47.015
<v Jeff>you know it's not it's going from

01:05:47.015 --> 01:05:49.895
<v Jeff>three to four is not the same distance as going from four

01:05:49.895 --> 01:05:55.555
<v Jeff>to five you know if there's any noticeable flaw in a beer four you know but

01:05:55.555 --> 01:06:00.415
<v Jeff>this one this one brings it now i could imagine if you had this one on tap and

01:06:00.415 --> 01:06:06.515
<v Jeff>it was way cold it might not track the way you wanted to track not at all the

01:06:06.515 --> 01:06:08.335
<v Jeff>other thing you might think is 15.9.

01:06:08.335 --> 01:06:16.395
<v Greg>Is a lot. And maybe they could do better with less if you're really trying to find criticism.

01:06:17.235 --> 01:06:24.835
<v Shannon>But should they rate it on Untap based on that?

01:06:25.115 --> 01:06:27.795
<v Shannon>No one should rate it on Untap. No, I mean, I think that... Well,

01:06:28.075 --> 01:06:30.815
<v Shannon>yes, I agree. I just think it's interesting that.

01:06:30.815 --> 01:06:37.255
<v Greg>It only rates a 4.4 because I would have expected it to rank around a 4, 7, 4, 8.

01:06:37.435 --> 01:06:44.235
<v Shannon>See, I don't because I feel like most of the people that are on Untappd and

01:06:44.235 --> 01:06:50.455
<v Shannon>actually rating beers are not, I would consider us beer snobs.

01:06:51.055 --> 01:06:54.115
<v Shannon>I mean, we're... I don't, no.

01:06:54.255 --> 01:06:55.235
<v Greg>I wasn't a snob.

01:06:55.235 --> 01:06:59.615
<v Shannon>We have very high expectations. I was a snob at one point.

01:06:59.695 --> 01:07:04.455
<v Greg>But now I think I'm completely over that. I drink what you want to drink.

01:07:04.655 --> 01:07:09.795
<v Shannon>Well, OK, how can I say this different? How can I explain this better? Drink your course.

01:07:09.975 --> 01:07:14.255
<v Shannon>I'll be happy to. I feel like the people that are on Untappd,

01:07:14.355 --> 01:07:17.255
<v Shannon>and I might be wrong. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

01:07:17.455 --> 01:07:27.855
<v Shannon>But generally, people that are on Untappd are people that are inexperienced in varieties of beer.

01:07:28.035 --> 01:07:30.915
<v Greg>Well, the vast majority of people do not have the experience of the three of

01:07:30.915 --> 01:07:32.215
<v Greg>us on the table. Exactly.

01:07:32.995 --> 01:07:38.355
<v Shannon>So that's why I would say, that's why I said this would probably rank in the

01:07:38.355 --> 01:07:44.535
<v Shannon>threes, because people wouldn't like, they want a beer flavored beer.

01:07:44.795 --> 01:07:47.735
<v Shannon>They want, they don't want. I don't know. Interesting.

01:07:48.255 --> 01:07:52.715
<v Jeff>Untappers want IPAs and hops. Interesting. And they want big Imperial Stealths too.

01:07:52.915 --> 01:07:53.215
<v Shannon>Yeah.

01:07:53.615 --> 01:07:57.175
<v Jeff>I feel that this should play right into the Untappers. You do?

01:07:57.455 --> 01:08:01.195
<v Greg>This is, of the beers we've had tonight, this is the top rated beer.

01:08:02.175 --> 01:08:08.835
<v Shannon>Well, I mean, it should be, but only at 4.4, which is a shame.

01:08:08.935 --> 01:08:10.135
<v Shannon>Too many people reserve the five.

01:08:10.275 --> 01:08:12.475
<v Jeff>I guess, you know. Well, I mean.

01:08:12.895 --> 01:08:14.335
<v Shannon>But like I said, when I started this.

01:08:14.395 --> 01:08:15.435
<v Greg>This number should mean nothing.

01:08:15.595 --> 01:08:17.435
<v Shannon>If you could only pick one.

01:08:17.555 --> 01:08:23.375
<v Jeff>Two, three, four or five. Yeah. I mean, I got three. No, I got four fives tonight. Yeah.

01:08:24.718 --> 01:08:27.598
<v Jeff>Small trick or a four? I have three fives tonight.

01:08:28.238 --> 01:08:28.598
<v Greg>Yeah.

01:08:28.798 --> 01:08:34.538
<v Jeff>So anyway. Yeah. So I got my rankings down. You guys ready to move on to rankings? Sure, sure.

01:08:34.738 --> 01:08:36.178
<v Shannon>And I think the rest would be fours.

01:08:36.518 --> 01:08:37.538
<v Greg>I mean, these.

01:08:37.538 --> 01:08:42.298
<v Shannon>Are all so great that it's going to be really hard to rank them.

01:08:42.298 --> 01:08:46.078
<v Shannon>I think there's three or four on maybe.

01:08:46.078 --> 01:08:51.058
<v Greg>The double IPA, but that's sort of a thing that, you know.

01:08:51.258 --> 01:08:54.318
<v Greg>Yeah. I think it does its job. Yeah, for sure.

01:08:54.318 --> 01:08:55.818
<v Jeff>And all.

01:08:55.818 --> 01:08:56.578
<v Greg>Right so my.

01:08:56.578 --> 01:08:59.978
<v Jeff>Sixth place beer is going to be the hop farm fortune seeker it

01:08:59.978 --> 01:09:03.858
<v Jeff>was interesting how it was kind of that old school kind of i'm going to call

01:09:03.858 --> 01:09:08.418
<v Jeff>it colorado ipa with the kind of bigger malt body and the hops weren't as aggressive

01:09:08.418 --> 01:09:13.338
<v Jeff>and bitter because of the talus i guess the cryo talus it's a good drinker just

01:09:13.338 --> 01:09:16.858
<v Jeff>didn't compete with the rest of the beers tonight hop farm,

01:09:17.418 --> 01:09:19.138
<v Jeff>Kolsch comes in at fifth place.

01:09:19.378 --> 01:09:21.518
<v Jeff>Good beer drinking beer.

01:09:22.218 --> 01:09:23.518
<v Jeff>Good beer drinking beer.

01:09:23.938 --> 01:09:25.038
<v Greg>I mean, it's kind.

01:09:25.038 --> 01:09:28.498
<v Jeff>Of noteworthy that it beat out its sibling, you know, because,

01:09:28.518 --> 01:09:33.558
<v Jeff>you know, IPAs and you craft beer and me, you know. But no, the Kolsch was really good.

01:09:33.858 --> 01:09:36.458
<v Jeff>And now the next four beers were fantastic.

01:09:36.778 --> 01:09:40.538
<v Jeff>They had different volume levels, so it was kind of hard to track on all of

01:09:40.538 --> 01:09:41.858
<v Jeff>them, but they were all fantastic.

01:09:42.238 --> 01:09:45.918
<v Jeff>I'm going to put the Small Trekker in fourth place.

01:09:46.858 --> 01:09:51.778
<v Jeff>A bit of a hard follow on the burial. I think if I would have known in advance,

01:09:51.998 --> 01:09:55.218
<v Jeff>I would have drank them in the opposite order and would have dug it,

01:09:55.378 --> 01:09:57.558
<v Jeff>you know, be able to hear it better.

01:09:58.018 --> 01:10:02.638
<v Jeff>But man, that kind of tartness, the peach thing going on, super good.

01:10:03.038 --> 01:10:09.558
<v Jeff>The burial was ba-ba-ba bonkers with the carrots and the coconut and the curry

01:10:09.558 --> 01:10:14.338
<v Jeff>powder and, you know, seemingly key lime pie, but no key lime pie.

01:10:15.158 --> 01:10:19.798
<v Jeff>Super good. I'm gonna put the dirty couch Willambic in front of it.

01:10:21.822 --> 01:10:26.962
<v Jeff>It's a more beautiful beer to me. You know, it's that traditional formulation

01:10:26.962 --> 01:10:31.782
<v Jeff>of a three-year, two-year, and one-year had really good blending going on.

01:10:31.942 --> 01:10:33.842
<v Jeff>It didn't have the crutches.

01:10:34.162 --> 01:10:40.962
<v Jeff>Even though the burial was masterfully blended, it had all those ingredients to give it new things.

01:10:41.062 --> 01:10:45.382
<v Jeff>And the Dirty Couch was just straight up, spontaneously fermented,

01:10:45.862 --> 01:10:47.762
<v Jeff>three-year blend, goose.

01:10:48.322 --> 01:10:52.842
<v Jeff>Fuck yeah. And then first place, got to put this westbound town.

01:10:53.042 --> 01:10:56.342
<v Jeff>This thing is everything that I want in an imperial stout.

01:10:56.582 --> 01:11:00.242
<v Jeff>Every single fucking thing. It's a five.

01:11:00.462 --> 01:11:05.202
<v Jeff>It is the best beer I've had in a long time.

01:11:05.482 --> 01:11:07.662
<v Jeff>It just suits my palate.

01:11:08.082 --> 01:11:15.162
<v Jeff>I believe I posted on Discord when I was tasting this beer saying, I found it.

01:11:15.302 --> 01:11:20.302
<v Jeff>I've found my imperial stout. And I'm saying it again.

01:11:20.522 --> 01:11:23.682
<v Jeff>This is a 2X. I've found it. Westbound and down.

01:11:24.062 --> 01:11:26.882
<v Jeff>Barrel-A double absence. Did you get a picture?

01:11:27.222 --> 01:11:27.342
<v Greg>Yep.

01:11:28.082 --> 01:11:31.622
<v Shannon>All right. Greg? I could go where you could go.

01:11:31.782 --> 01:11:32.622
<v Greg>Go ahead. All right.

01:11:34.962 --> 01:11:41.902
<v Greg>In sixth place, I also agree the fortune seeker is sort of a hard luck loser

01:11:41.902 --> 01:11:43.542
<v Greg>here because, I mean, it didn't do anything bad.

01:11:43.542 --> 01:11:46.722
<v Greg>it just was you know up against a different lineup

01:11:46.722 --> 01:11:49.982
<v Greg>than you would expect like it

01:11:49.982 --> 01:11:56.442
<v Greg>it was up against some stars some real stars and so this was the what is it

01:11:56.442 --> 01:12:02.142
<v Greg>they call the one the in boxing like the the card the undercard the undercard

01:12:02.142 --> 01:12:07.302
<v Greg>you know the undercard was like you know yeah fine,

01:12:08.002 --> 01:12:11.902
<v Greg>great drinkers the kind of things that i think both of those would be either

01:12:11.902 --> 01:12:15.882
<v Greg>those would be like because you're not going to drink the other four any night.

01:12:16.022 --> 01:12:18.082
<v Greg>The other four are very much special occasions.

01:12:18.362 --> 01:12:21.582
<v Greg>Pull them out. Whereas these two would be great to, you know,

01:12:21.822 --> 01:12:26.222
<v Greg>have them in your fridge one way or another, right? I think the Fortune Seeker or the Kolsch.

01:12:26.482 --> 01:12:31.122
<v Greg>I just think that the Kolsch was probably a bit to my liking more than the Fortune

01:12:31.122 --> 01:12:34.302
<v Greg>Seeker in terms of like I love the simpleness of it.

01:12:35.062 --> 01:12:39.102
<v Greg>So I'm going to go with that. So then we get, add the undercard and into sort

01:12:39.102 --> 01:12:40.542
<v Greg>of the main track. Main event.

01:12:41.742 --> 01:12:43.702
<v Greg>And so it's weird.

01:12:44.962 --> 01:12:54.122
<v Greg>I'm not sure between the Small Trekker and the Willambic, which one there gets the prize.

01:12:54.562 --> 01:12:56.802
<v Greg>They're both really good.

01:12:57.362 --> 01:13:01.862
<v Greg>They both have things to talk about. There's more left.

01:13:01.922 --> 01:13:02.782
<v Jeff>You can dive back in.

01:13:02.782 --> 01:13:07.322
<v Greg>And maybe I have to, but I have this a little bit of the other one.

01:13:07.722 --> 01:13:09.642
<v Shannon>I'm savoring it for sure.

01:13:10.542 --> 01:13:11.022
<v Greg>Thank you.

01:13:12.047 --> 01:13:15.587
<v Greg>a little bit of the small checker. Actually, yeah, well, yeah,

01:13:15.687 --> 01:13:18.187
<v Greg>so I'll try the small checker first, and then I'll try the,

01:13:20.647 --> 01:13:24.727
<v Greg>dirty couch. The Secret Wars. Okay, so the small checker.

01:13:26.267 --> 01:13:31.207
<v Greg>Sour, minerally, this might be the cabbage one that I was thinking about. Yeah, it is.

01:13:32.807 --> 01:13:38.987
<v Greg>And, yeah, okay, okay. And this is the wallambic.

01:13:39.367 --> 01:13:43.107
<v Greg>It's nice that we had some extra to do this so I could judge.

01:13:43.827 --> 01:13:46.807
<v Greg>Except for the Westbound and Down.

01:13:47.487 --> 01:13:49.547
<v Shannon>I don't think we need to re-evaluate.

01:13:49.687 --> 01:13:50.727
<v Jeff>I think we know where that one's landing.

01:13:51.787 --> 01:13:53.007
<v Shannon>Much more sour.

01:13:54.827 --> 01:13:59.247
<v Greg>Not as minerally. Hard luck, Luther, here. Small Trekker.

01:13:59.807 --> 01:14:04.167
<v Greg>I think that in the case of you're pulling something out and you want to get

01:14:04.167 --> 01:14:10.787
<v Greg>something special, the couch is going to win over the Small Trekker.

01:14:10.927 --> 01:14:18.087
<v Greg>Both pretty awesome but yeah and then here's where things get really interesting oh the game's.

01:14:18.087 --> 01:14:20.007
<v Jeff>Not over yet game's not over yet.

01:14:20.007 --> 01:14:27.407
<v Greg>Because I agree with you that the barrel aged double absence is one of the best

01:14:27.407 --> 01:14:34.707
<v Greg>beers I've had in the years a beer fucks fantastic and yet flight matters no shit no.

01:14:34.707 --> 01:14:41.507
<v Jeff>Shit upset and Frasier goes down oh no Frasier goes down I ain't never had.

01:14:41.507 --> 01:14:46.247
<v Greg>Anything like that other one. And... Garden of Earthly Delights.

01:14:46.327 --> 01:14:47.227
<v Jeff>The Garden of Earthly.

01:14:47.227 --> 01:14:53.967
<v Greg>Delights had that unique curveball that made me just...

01:14:55.878 --> 01:14:59.078
<v Greg>things right i mean the barrel-aged double

01:14:59.078 --> 01:15:02.098
<v Greg>absence was perfect what was that was was the

01:15:02.098 --> 01:15:06.218
<v Greg>russian imperial style in here the barrel-aged

01:15:06.218 --> 01:15:08.998
<v Greg>double absence was russian imperial style perfected and

01:15:08.998 --> 01:15:12.038
<v Greg>that on any number of of

01:15:12.038 --> 01:15:18.238
<v Greg>shows would be an absolute winner but hands down and yet i keep feeling this

01:15:18.238 --> 01:15:25.258
<v Greg>pull towards that that's awesome it is it's like i feel that just like no that

01:15:25.258 --> 01:15:30.818
<v Greg>was new that was that was an experience that I have not had before that was a,

01:15:31.498 --> 01:15:33.658
<v Greg>twist remember the first law.

01:15:33.658 --> 01:15:36.878
<v Jeff>Of craft beer radio right baby there is well.

01:15:36.878 --> 01:15:41.598
<v Greg>I know the second law first law isn't.

01:15:41.598 --> 01:15:44.638
<v Jeff>The first law the better the beers the better the show okay yes.

01:15:44.638 --> 01:15:52.638
<v Greg>That is true yes all right the second lawsuit pumpkin beers so but yeah no that

01:15:52.638 --> 01:15:58.718
<v Greg>was like Don't get me like the double L. Yeah, we get it. Yeah.

01:15:59.238 --> 01:15:59.518
<v Jeff>All right.

01:15:59.618 --> 01:15:59.898
<v Greg>Burial.

01:16:00.098 --> 01:16:04.518
<v Jeff>Make love to burial for me in your in your words. Use your words to make love

01:16:04.518 --> 01:16:07.058
<v Jeff>to my burial. When you die.

01:16:07.218 --> 01:16:08.158
<v Greg>It was so awesome. I'm wearing the shirt.

01:16:08.638 --> 01:16:12.938
<v Shannon>And you have to make love to your burial.

01:16:12.998 --> 01:16:15.838
<v Greg>This one right here. That you're the garden of earthly delights.

01:16:15.958 --> 01:16:17.378
<v Jeff>My garden. Make love to my garden.

01:16:18.778 --> 01:16:19.518
<v Shannon>It's time for Greg.

01:16:19.658 --> 01:16:21.178
<v Jeff>He loves that so much. I know.

01:16:21.438 --> 01:16:27.238
<v Shannon>I do, too. but we have to take a trip together and go to burial you're so pretty will you.

01:16:27.238 --> 01:16:32.818
<v Greg>Please sleep with me please I didn't mean it I meant it like just describe what you loved about.

01:16:32.818 --> 01:16:36.078
<v Jeff>That beer so much is what I meant yeah but I took.

01:16:36.078 --> 01:16:42.658
<v Greg>It in a different direction I'm so lonely please it would mean so much we have to find a.

01:16:42.658 --> 01:16:44.718
<v Shannon>Song just trying to I'm.

01:16:44.718 --> 01:16:47.198
<v Greg>Trying to things that have worked laughing,

01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:55.200
<v Greg>it's so much there's like a lot more stuff weird out there man.

01:16:55.200 --> 01:16:56.900
<v Jeff>There is a lot more.

01:16:56.900 --> 01:16:58.140
<v Shannon>It's getting weird out there.

01:16:58.140 --> 01:16:58.740
<v Jeff>So there's.

01:16:58.740 --> 01:17:07.660
<v Greg>Like some sediment yes and sentiment yes but the sediment is physical and the sentiment.

01:17:07.660 --> 01:17:08.780
<v Jeff>Is metaphysical Jesus Christ.

01:17:08.780 --> 01:17:12.580
<v Shannon>That is so freaking good isn't that out there.

01:17:12.580 --> 01:17:13.920
<v Greg>Oh Shannon.

01:17:13.920 --> 01:17:20.180
<v Jeff>Are you changing your rankings I might be because that is Jesus all right do

01:17:20.180 --> 01:17:21.860
<v Jeff>you want anything more to say so.

01:17:21.860 --> 01:17:25.100
<v Greg>It is it's very

01:17:25.100 --> 01:17:28.000
<v Greg>it has a lot of the sourness that the other beers

01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:31.800
<v Greg>had but it elevates it in such an interesting way

01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:35.540
<v Greg>by giving it this extra stuff that

01:17:35.540 --> 01:17:39.180
<v Greg>really highlights all of the but

01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:42.300
<v Greg>but both the sourness and then all of the sort of extra flavors

01:17:42.300 --> 01:17:48.680
<v Greg>that are around it the the that like coconut is now coming through more i think

01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:53.460
<v Greg>the vanilla again is like this backbone that's there and that curry is just

01:17:53.460 --> 01:18:00.060
<v Greg>is it's just making everything pop it's so good guys yeah.

01:18:00.060 --> 01:18:03.300
<v Shannon>It really really is all right.

01:18:03.300 --> 01:18:07.860
<v Jeff>Awesome i'm glad that you enjoyed these beers Shannon, how about you?

01:18:08.040 --> 01:18:10.180
<v Jeff>Any of them any good? Oh, no.

01:18:11.200 --> 01:18:12.160
<v Shannon>They suck.

01:18:12.620 --> 01:18:13.000
<v Greg>They suck.

01:18:13.000 --> 01:18:14.600
<v Shannon>2.5.

01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:15.080
<v Greg>On Untapd.

01:18:15.140 --> 01:18:17.980
<v Shannon>Am I on the... You're on the air.

01:18:18.660 --> 01:18:19.500
<v Greg>All right.

01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:24.680
<v Shannon>So in sixth place, again, I think both of you ranked...

01:18:26.869 --> 01:18:34.389
<v Shannon>Fortune Seeker, just because it's up against so many amazing beers.

01:18:34.629 --> 01:18:39.649
<v Shannon>That's number six. Number five, we've got Purpose. Where's Purpose?

01:18:40.029 --> 01:18:42.029
<v Shannon>Oh, Purpose is number five. Small Trekker. Interesting. Yeah.

01:18:42.569 --> 01:18:48.189
<v Shannon>I'm putting that one at number five. And I think, you know, it's really hard

01:18:48.189 --> 01:18:53.669
<v Shannon>for me to do this because I think I was really over the sours at that point, honestly.

01:18:53.669 --> 01:19:01.629
<v Shannon>and and it so i should probably try it again and i really might change my mind

01:19:01.629 --> 01:19:04.769
<v Shannon>but i just put the burial in my glass you have the same problem you.

01:19:04.769 --> 01:19:06.469
<v Jeff>Had the first time around i know i am.

01:19:06.469 --> 01:19:10.089
<v Shannon>So we note to the to

01:19:10.089 --> 01:19:13.749
<v Shannon>to the three of us that we should not

01:19:13.749 --> 01:19:21.309
<v Shannon>have three sours in one episode because i cannot take that much sour my stomach

01:19:21.309 --> 01:19:28.149
<v Shannon>does not like it and then number four i'm going to go with the hot farm kolsch

01:19:28.149 --> 01:19:32.249
<v Shannon>is that the one that's there yep yep i think that was the general consensus there,

01:19:33.449 --> 01:19:38.449
<v Shannon>again it was really i was impressed i was very impressed that it had chinook

01:19:38.449 --> 01:19:42.809
<v Shannon>in it and i actually really liked it chinook was this one chinook was the.

01:19:42.809 --> 01:19:44.989
<v Greg>Fortune seeker you know the kosh is.

01:19:44.989 --> 01:19:46.469
<v Jeff>The kosh was i'm.

01:19:46.469 --> 01:19:46.829
<v Greg>Sorry i.

01:19:46.829 --> 01:19:49.669
<v Shannon>Looked at i was looking at my notes wrong yeah yeah no

01:19:49.669 --> 01:19:54.109
<v Shannon>i liked the maltiness and

01:19:54.109 --> 01:19:59.149
<v Shannon>it was it was very easy it was very easy yeah it was the kosh it was very easy

01:19:59.149 --> 01:20:04.849
<v Shannon>to drink i i could drink that all summer long that would be my mary actually

01:20:04.849 --> 01:20:11.369
<v Shannon>because it's oilers i know i know hey all right all right for you guys.

01:20:11.369 --> 01:20:16.109
<v Greg>Who are holding out hope for that five minutes. Yes, you already know who I'm going to marry.

01:20:16.469 --> 01:20:23.389
<v Shannon>Sorry. All right. Number three, I am going to have to go with the dirty couch.

01:20:23.669 --> 01:20:26.169
<v Shannon>I love it, though. I really do.

01:20:26.789 --> 01:20:32.469
<v Shannon>Very complex. We couldn't figure out, like, cherry, green apple,

01:20:32.849 --> 01:20:38.309
<v Shannon>all these different flavors of berries. It was just like a mixed fruit salad

01:20:38.309 --> 01:20:40.649
<v Shannon>that was just really, really delicious.

01:20:41.249 --> 01:20:46.229
<v Shannon>Loved it. up against some really tough competition.

01:20:47.129 --> 01:20:49.809
<v Shannon>And now we're at the last two. Uh-oh, here we go.

01:20:52.066 --> 01:20:55.026
<v Greg>Don't know what i don't know who wins i think this is god.

01:20:55.026 --> 01:21:00.126
<v Shannon>This is a so i love

01:21:00.126 --> 01:21:02.926
<v Shannon>stouts i love

01:21:02.926 --> 01:21:06.106
<v Shannon>ipas but i love stouts more i drink ipas

01:21:06.106 --> 01:21:09.886
<v Shannon>more than i drink stouts but stouts are

01:21:09.886 --> 01:21:18.726
<v Shannon>like when i really just just oh god yeah this is what i want this is my so i

01:21:18.726 --> 01:21:20.366
<v Shannon>had that ranked at number one

01:21:20.366 --> 01:21:28.806
<v Shannon>the westbound and down like Jeff it was ranked at number one it was damn.

01:21:28.806 --> 01:21:32.306
<v Jeff>Frazier goes down again it was.

01:21:32.306 --> 01:21:42.226
<v Shannon>But that burial I mean I'm wearing this shirt for a reason we have gone to burial

01:21:42.226 --> 01:21:46.526
<v Shannon>multiple times for a reason they make.

01:21:47.426 --> 01:21:54.366
<v Shannon>Amazing beers They, I, I, I, I've never had anything that's even,

01:21:54.706 --> 01:22:01.966
<v Shannon>even remotely basic, like that just was like, eh, it's all right.

01:22:02.186 --> 01:22:06.826
<v Shannon>I've never been in there and not been utterly impressed with their beers.

01:22:06.826 --> 01:22:10.306
<v Shannon>and this one

01:22:10.306 --> 01:22:13.206
<v Shannon>the fact i i i can't get over

01:22:13.206 --> 01:22:16.246
<v Shannon>it so okay number two i've got

01:22:16.246 --> 01:22:19.566
<v Shannon>to go i've got to say that it's the it's it's

01:22:19.566 --> 01:22:22.286
<v Shannon>the westbound and down i'm changing it at

01:22:22.286 --> 01:22:25.526
<v Shannon>the last minute and number one is definitely

01:22:25.526 --> 01:22:28.846
<v Shannon>the burial garden of

01:22:28.846 --> 01:22:32.166
<v Shannon>i can't read my writing because of earthly

01:22:32.166 --> 01:22:35.686
<v Shannon>delight um here's my analogy

01:22:35.686 --> 01:22:39.046
<v Shannon>it's just it's so

01:22:39.046 --> 01:22:42.666
<v Shannon>complex yeah it's got so many

01:22:42.666 --> 01:22:45.826
<v Shannon>flavors and they blend so well together

01:22:45.826 --> 01:22:48.526
<v Shannon>that key lime pie i'm not even a key

01:22:48.526 --> 01:22:51.806
<v Shannon>lime pie person if you put a menu

01:22:51.806 --> 01:22:54.826
<v Shannon>of desserts in front of me whether it's five or 15

01:22:54.826 --> 01:22:57.746
<v Shannon>i am not going to choose key lime

01:22:57.746 --> 01:23:04.566
<v Shannon>pie that is not going to be the one that i choose but that tastes like a hail

01:23:04.566 --> 01:23:11.466
<v Shannon>mary key lime pie with the best flavors that you could you did that and it worked

01:23:11.466 --> 01:23:15.506
<v Shannon>yes and holy shit yeah let me let.

01:23:15.506 --> 01:23:17.786
<v Greg>Me let me ask you jeff yeah or and

01:23:17.786 --> 01:23:21.706
<v Greg>chenny if you go to the zoo what's your favorite thing to see elephants.

01:23:21.706 --> 01:23:25.566
<v Shannon>Elephants cats Big cats.

01:23:25.666 --> 01:23:26.226
<v Jeff>Like big cats.

01:23:27.006 --> 01:23:28.406
<v Greg>Tiger. Snow leopard, tiger.

01:23:28.786 --> 01:23:29.586
<v Jeff>What about, let's say.

01:23:29.726 --> 01:23:32.746
<v Greg>What is your, like, I don't know, fourth or fifth most interesting thing?

01:23:34.881 --> 01:23:40.361
<v Greg>monkeys maybe yeah sure monkeys i mean they're interesting i mean last time i was at the zoo.

01:23:40.361 --> 01:23:42.081
<v Shannon>I saw a baboon eating so.

01:23:42.081 --> 01:23:42.781
<v Jeff>I don't like.

01:23:42.781 --> 01:23:47.041
<v Shannon>I don't like going to zoos sure sure no but i'm trying to make an analogy here

01:23:47.041 --> 01:23:51.821
<v Shannon>so like my least favorite thing to see i want to say least favorite it's up

01:23:51.821 --> 01:23:55.461
<v Shannon>there it's like all right what are you indifferent about you're on the spot

01:23:55.461 --> 01:23:59.781
<v Shannon>name it right now yeah yeah no no just try to make an analogy okay we'll see

01:23:59.781 --> 01:24:01.941
<v Shannon>if it works favorite thing to see,

01:24:02.841 --> 01:24:07.741
<v Shannon>elephants i'm impressed by them and giraffes would be second i was thinking giraffe.

01:24:07.741 --> 01:24:09.621
<v Greg>Was actually the first thing that came to my mind when i was taking this now

01:24:09.621 --> 01:24:10.661
<v Greg>i mean they're right there.

01:24:10.661 --> 01:24:19.641
<v Shannon>Together they're both exotic and they're fascinating then then we go to the cats absolutely,

01:24:21.601 --> 01:24:31.161
<v Shannon>yeah i guess monkeys monkeys or even the i'm not impressed by gators and stuff

01:24:31.161 --> 01:24:34.241
<v Shannon>because i I grew up with them, so I'm just like, whatever.

01:24:35.321 --> 01:24:38.961
<v Shannon>So I wanted to get your gauges here.

01:24:39.041 --> 01:24:44.941
<v Greg>Because here's my analogy. Imagine you got to go to the zoo and got to see the

01:24:44.941 --> 01:24:50.741
<v Greg>most perfect giraffe and or lion that has ever been seen.

01:24:50.861 --> 01:24:55.161
<v Greg>Like, something special about it. Just like the perfect specimen.

01:24:56.781 --> 01:24:59.921
<v Greg>And it's awesome. I'm like, you're looking at this thing. It's doing all the

01:24:59.921 --> 01:25:01.941
<v Greg>actions you would want it to do.

01:25:02.101 --> 01:25:05.281
<v Greg>It's behaving like you wanted to see. You're like, man, this is a great day at the zoo.

01:25:05.561 --> 01:25:09.721
<v Greg>And then you hear, today only, we also have a monkey with two butts.

01:25:10.761 --> 01:25:14.021
<v Greg>And you're like, damn, I've never seen a monkey with two butts.

01:25:14.161 --> 01:25:18.681
<v Greg>And you go to see it, and it's fascinating. And it blows your goddamn mind.

01:25:19.221 --> 01:25:20.881
<v Greg>So much that you almost forget.

01:25:21.721 --> 01:25:22.841
<v Shannon>I mean, you remember.

01:25:23.101 --> 01:25:27.881
<v Greg>There was that amazing giraffe slash lion. Like, that was a cool thing.

01:25:28.361 --> 01:25:30.681
<v Greg>But I just saw a monkey with two butts.

01:25:32.581 --> 01:25:38.801
<v Shannon>What? I'm sorry. My brain's going into a different...

01:25:39.421 --> 01:25:41.221
<v Jeff>I'm having a hard time imagining...

01:25:41.221 --> 01:25:44.241
<v Shannon>What is this monkey doing with its two butts? I'm having a hard time being astounded

01:25:44.241 --> 01:25:45.781
<v Shannon>by a monkey with two assholes.

01:25:47.921 --> 01:25:49.561
<v Shannon>Two whole human butts.

01:25:49.881 --> 01:25:51.041
<v Jeff>I get, I get. Human butts, yeah.

01:25:51.221 --> 01:25:52.341
<v Greg>Oh, human butts.

01:25:52.441 --> 01:25:52.681
<v Jeff>Yeah.

01:25:53.341 --> 01:25:54.601
<v Shannon>Is one on the front and one on the back?

01:25:54.701 --> 01:25:58.761
<v Jeff>Because that's the kind of level of astounding I need. If that's what you need, then yes.

01:25:59.041 --> 01:25:59.561
<v Greg>Okay, all right.

01:25:59.661 --> 01:25:59.841
<v Jeff>Yeah.

01:26:00.521 --> 01:26:01.941
<v Greg>Like, the front butt and the back butt?

01:26:02.621 --> 01:26:03.101
<v Jeff>What?

01:26:03.561 --> 01:26:08.441
<v Greg>How'd that happen? Like, what? And what, it's only going to be here today?

01:26:10.561 --> 01:26:11.661
<v Shannon>All right, man.

01:26:11.701 --> 01:26:13.041
<v Jeff>This is getting wild.

01:26:13.201 --> 01:26:16.741
<v Greg>Hey, maybe my analogy went off the rails. Maybe it's perfect.

01:26:16.841 --> 01:26:21.001
<v Greg>I don't know. It's somewhere in between. All right.

01:26:21.141 --> 01:26:22.181
<v Jeff>All I know is.

01:26:22.181 --> 01:26:24.081
<v Shannon>That burial is...

01:26:25.671 --> 01:26:27.311
<v Shannon>Awesome. Yeah.

01:26:27.851 --> 01:26:28.291
<v Greg>All right.

01:26:28.491 --> 01:26:30.251
<v Jeff>Let's do some Mary Fuck Kill.

01:26:31.231 --> 01:26:32.411
<v Greg>Oh, shit. You know what?

01:26:32.411 --> 01:26:32.991
<v Shannon>I'm going to.

01:26:32.991 --> 01:26:36.771
<v Jeff>Fly as close to the sun as I can get. I'm going to marry that westbound and

01:26:36.771 --> 01:26:37.711
<v Jeff>down. You're going to try.

01:26:38.651 --> 01:26:39.651
<v Greg>You're not going to.

01:26:39.811 --> 01:26:41.391
<v Shannon>I'm going to marry that westbound and down.

01:26:41.391 --> 01:26:42.711
<v Jeff>You're going to get tired of it.

01:26:42.811 --> 01:26:43.551
<v Shannon>Oh, God.

01:26:43.571 --> 01:26:49.531
<v Greg>It's 16. That thing is going to run you dry. Oh, yeah.

01:26:49.851 --> 01:26:50.551
<v Jeff>You know what?

01:26:51.851 --> 01:26:52.251
<v Greg>YOLO.

01:26:52.451 --> 01:26:54.511
<v Jeff>You only love one, but I'm going to marry that westbound and down.

01:26:54.511 --> 01:26:58.551
<v Shannon>You're going to be drinking so much liquid IV. Oh, my God.

01:26:58.991 --> 01:26:59.811
<v Jeff>You will be like.

01:26:59.951 --> 01:27:01.031
<v Greg>I can't move.

01:27:01.031 --> 01:27:02.751
<v Jeff>I'm going to fuck the barrel. I can't move.

01:27:02.951 --> 01:27:03.631
<v Greg>It's like, let's party.

01:27:03.731 --> 01:27:04.511
<v Jeff>Let's party.

01:27:05.011 --> 01:27:06.551
<v Shannon>I'm going to kill the hop farm down there.

01:27:06.711 --> 01:27:12.351
<v Jeff>That IPA one. I'm marrying the fucking westbound and down the... Wow.

01:27:13.451 --> 01:27:14.211
<v Shannon>Well, there's no.

01:27:14.211 --> 01:27:18.451
<v Greg>Doubt about that I'm fucking the westbound and down. Holy shit.

01:27:19.091 --> 01:27:22.691
<v Greg>Like, oh, hey, I don't care if she's a gold digger.

01:27:22.691 --> 01:27:24.291
<v Jeff>It's worth it. It's fucking Aphrodite.

01:27:24.511 --> 01:27:30.851
<v Greg>Like opening it up saying, yes, I am the most amazing and the most beautiful.

01:27:30.931 --> 01:27:33.091
<v Greg>Yes, come. I was like, yeah, okay.

01:27:33.991 --> 01:27:38.691
<v Greg>You win. So, yeah, that's absolutely a fuck. Marry.

01:27:39.191 --> 01:27:42.871
<v Greg>See, the question is the burial. I don't know if I'd marry the burial.

01:27:43.191 --> 01:27:47.711
<v Greg>You can't marry the burial. No, you can't. You can have a threesome.

01:27:47.711 --> 01:27:50.411
<v Jeff>With the Westbound and down on the burial. You married the burial?

01:27:50.971 --> 01:27:54.711
<v Shannon>Oh, no, you married the Westbound. No one can marry the burial.

01:27:54.831 --> 01:27:55.131
<v Jeff>Why?

01:27:56.031 --> 01:27:56.771
<v Shannon>I just don't.

01:27:57.340 --> 01:28:00.100
<v Greg>Well, no, it's too great.

01:28:00.380 --> 01:28:03.580
<v Shannon>That's the fuck. Well, I think it's going to be the culture thing.

01:28:03.740 --> 01:28:10.640
<v Greg>It won't work. Like, the culture between you and this person and their family,

01:28:10.880 --> 01:28:14.620
<v Greg>it's just, it's not going to jive. I mean, you could totally.

01:28:14.620 --> 01:28:17.660
<v Jeff>Do a DP with the Westbound and Down and the burial, though.

01:28:18.220 --> 01:28:20.740
<v Shannon>I mean, if they were into it.

01:28:20.740 --> 01:28:22.140
<v Greg>I'd be totally into it.

01:28:22.160 --> 01:28:25.700
<v Shannon>If they were a monkey with two butts, it would be a lot easier. I mean, two butts, true.

01:28:27.920 --> 01:28:34.240
<v Greg>Yeah god this is so weird because i feel like like the marry here is the one

01:28:34.240 --> 01:28:36.140
<v Greg>you're gonna drink you don't marry the.

01:28:36.140 --> 01:28:37.940
<v Jeff>Westbound down you gotta marry the don't you.

01:28:37.940 --> 01:28:40.320
<v Greg>Don't and i think you can't persuade.

01:28:40.320 --> 01:28:42.580
<v Shannon>Him i'm just logic logic.

01:28:42.580 --> 01:28:49.180
<v Greg>You're right you're right i mean that is the thing you gotta marry the kosh

01:28:49.180 --> 01:28:55.960
<v Greg>the kosh the kosh is going to be with you always and we support you always and

01:28:55.960 --> 01:28:57.900
<v Greg>will always love you, and you will always love it.

01:28:58.160 --> 01:29:03.440
<v Greg>And it won't be the amazing emotional highs that you could get in some other

01:29:03.440 --> 01:29:08.120
<v Greg>things, but you won't also suffer the lows and you will always have it. They're stable.

01:29:09.360 --> 01:29:15.260
<v Greg>They're good. Reliable. It's a good life. But see, I could marry a Kolsch.

01:29:15.340 --> 01:29:18.680
<v Jeff>I just can't marry that Kolsch. Of the stuff we have.

01:29:18.800 --> 01:29:23.460
<v Greg>Of the stuff we have. That's your choices. This is it. I'm just saying.

01:29:23.460 --> 01:29:26.920
<v Shannon>I'm just saying. Yeah, there are other cultures that rather marry.

01:29:27.420 --> 01:29:29.980
<v Greg>Look, there are other cultures in other countries that would be great to marry,

01:29:30.080 --> 01:29:33.460
<v Greg>but you know, you can't get, you know, they're taken or, you know, whatever.

01:29:33.660 --> 01:29:38.020
<v Greg>But this is a culture that will do you well and will do you right. Okay.

01:29:39.020 --> 01:29:40.900
<v Jeff>Kill? Oh, the...

01:29:42.420 --> 01:29:45.640
<v Greg>Fortune Seeker, you're a very pretty girl. You have 80s hair.

01:29:47.500 --> 01:29:49.760
<v Shannon>That's good. That's good. All right, babe.

01:29:50.340 --> 01:29:50.860
<v Jeff>All right.

01:29:51.440 --> 01:29:51.840
<v Shannon>Well...

01:29:53.147 --> 01:29:57.407
<v Shannon>going to marry the kolsch okay it's reliable it's

01:29:57.407 --> 01:30:00.987
<v Shannon>it's there's no drama it's

01:30:00.987 --> 01:30:12.047
<v Shannon>it's very stable and i just and you do love it i i i love it and i i like the

01:30:12.047 --> 01:30:17.527
<v Shannon>the stability of of that so i'm going with the kolsch i'm marrying the kolsch

01:30:17.527 --> 01:30:20.767
<v Shannon>i'm going to just have a gangbang.

01:30:20.767 --> 01:30:22.327
<v Jeff>With the rest of Can I.

01:30:22.327 --> 01:30:25.547
<v Shannon>Have a fuck? I'm not going to let you.

01:30:26.227 --> 01:30:31.867
<v Greg>With burial? Because the last episode we... Westbound and down?

01:30:32.207 --> 01:30:32.587
<v Shannon>One of the few.

01:30:32.587 --> 01:30:34.507
<v Greg>Episodes where we did not do a count.

01:30:36.087 --> 01:30:38.287
<v Shannon>Last episode. No, I'm going to overrule you.

01:30:38.427 --> 01:30:39.227
<v Greg>No, no DPs.

01:30:41.227 --> 01:30:44.787
<v Shannon>All right. Because the last episode we overruled a count.

01:30:45.487 --> 01:30:48.327
<v Greg>But in the sake of Married Fugged Kill, I don't think that we...

01:30:48.327 --> 01:30:52.827
<v Greg>The Married for Kill has now become more of a... More binding. Yeah, more binding.

01:30:53.027 --> 01:30:53.467
<v Jeff>So, yeah.

01:30:54.247 --> 01:30:54.687
<v Greg>Fine.

01:30:55.307 --> 01:30:59.587
<v Shannon>But I can't decide. I know what I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill the same

01:30:59.587 --> 01:31:02.187
<v Shannon>thing that you guys killed, and that's the hot farm.

01:31:04.087 --> 01:31:07.047
<v Shannon>I just can't decide. You can't decide which one to find. So,

01:31:07.047 --> 01:31:11.787
<v Shannon>I'm going to be the bride that ran away from the barrel age,

01:31:12.007 --> 01:31:15.347
<v Shannon>the westbound and down, and from the... But you married the Kulsh.

01:31:15.627 --> 01:31:16.407
<v Jeff>I know.

01:31:17.307 --> 01:31:22.807
<v Shannon>Oh, right. I can't be the bride that ran away. See.

01:31:22.907 --> 01:31:23.147
<v Greg>It was that.

01:31:23.147 --> 01:31:27.767
<v Shannon>15% of the Westbound Downs. It's hitting me. It's closer to 16. It's really 16.

01:31:27.907 --> 01:31:28.207
<v Jeff>16.

01:31:28.207 --> 01:31:28.987
<v Greg>15.9.

01:31:28.987 --> 01:31:29.287
<v Shannon>Is.

01:31:29.547 --> 01:31:30.647
<v Greg>Yeah, 16%.

01:31:30.647 --> 01:31:31.487
<v Shannon>Significant figures.

01:31:32.027 --> 01:31:33.227
<v Greg>Um, shit.

01:31:33.507 --> 01:31:38.487
<v Shannon>I can't. I can't decide which one I want to find. Can't I just, like.

01:31:38.647 --> 01:31:41.247
<v Shannon>You're at a whorehouse. This is your choice. Every other week,

01:31:41.247 --> 01:31:42.767
<v Shannon>I just alternate between.

01:31:44.519 --> 01:31:45.439
<v Shannon>If you got to flip a coin.

01:31:45.599 --> 01:31:50.879
<v Greg>You flip a coin. No one will hold it against you if you have to flip a coin.

01:31:51.019 --> 01:31:51.819
<v Greg>Earthly Delights. I've done it before.

01:31:51.939 --> 01:31:55.139
<v Shannon>I mean, it's the Garden of Earthly Delights. And go with it.

01:31:55.719 --> 01:31:56.899
<v Jeff>That right there.

01:31:57.419 --> 01:32:01.839
<v Shannon>Just the name alone. That's the decision maker. I'm Marianne.

01:32:01.859 --> 01:32:05.059
<v Shannon>Marketing, man. I'm going to fuck the... She'll do you well.

01:32:05.199 --> 01:32:06.399
<v Jeff>I'm going to fuck the...

01:32:06.399 --> 01:32:07.479
<v Shannon>You're not going to be disappointed.

01:32:07.739 --> 01:32:10.599
<v Greg>The Garden of Earthly Delights. She knows her way around.

01:32:11.319 --> 01:32:12.159
<v Jeff>Yeah, she is.

01:32:12.199 --> 01:32:13.419
<v Shannon>And she'll do some shit you had.

01:32:13.419 --> 01:32:17.879
<v Greg>Never heard of. I'm like, whoa. Wait, she, no, not she from he.

01:32:18.019 --> 01:32:20.079
<v Shannon>He. Well, whatever. But, you know.

01:32:20.319 --> 01:32:20.759
<v Greg>Garden.

01:32:21.719 --> 01:32:22.579
<v Jeff>All right. Whatever.

01:32:22.819 --> 01:32:24.619
<v Shannon>Do I have to change it to Westbound Down?

01:32:24.939 --> 01:32:28.699
<v Greg>It's going to do shit that you've never heard of and that you didn't think would

01:32:28.699 --> 01:32:32.639
<v Greg>possibly feel good, and yet, whoa, that feels amazing.

01:32:33.219 --> 01:32:33.819
<v Greg>All right.

01:32:34.619 --> 01:32:35.479
<v Shannon>All right.

01:32:35.599 --> 01:32:39.979
<v Jeff>Wow. That's our probably most sexual show.

01:32:40.059 --> 01:32:41.659
<v Greg>I started trying to.

01:32:41.659 --> 01:32:42.699
<v Jeff>I mean, we.

01:32:42.699 --> 01:32:46.759
<v Shannon>Do have a beer called Westbound and Down.

01:32:47.339 --> 01:32:52.079
<v Shannon>There were things leading into it. And we were talking about leather. You guys, man.

01:32:53.419 --> 01:32:54.159
<v Jeff>Us guys.

01:32:54.339 --> 01:32:54.979
<v Shannon>What about us guys?

01:32:55.599 --> 01:32:56.039
<v Greg>Bullshit.

01:32:56.119 --> 01:32:59.119
<v Jeff>It was 65 minutes ago. I'm calling bullshit. I started trying to speed this

01:32:59.119 --> 01:33:02.859
<v Jeff>show up. Oh, I thought you were going to say something about it.

01:33:02.919 --> 01:33:03.299
<v Greg>I don't know.

01:33:03.499 --> 01:33:03.739
<v Shannon>Why?

01:33:04.279 --> 01:33:06.179
<v Greg>Maybe we could get more than three listeners.

01:33:06.259 --> 01:33:08.359
<v Jeff>We didn't talk about the 50th.

01:33:08.559 --> 01:33:10.039
<v Shannon>We got a post show. We got a post show.

01:33:10.779 --> 01:33:15.659
<v Greg>If three people are going to listen to it, oh, you know, it's not even going

01:33:15.659 --> 01:33:16.719
<v Greg>to show up because it's not connected.

01:33:16.979 --> 01:33:20.819
<v Greg>If only people are going to listen to the show, that's fine. I don't give a shit.

01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:24.779
<v Greg>I love that you guys are listening to it. If it's only going to appeal to three

01:33:24.779 --> 01:33:28.079
<v Greg>people, it's only going to appeal to three people. That's fine with me. But we're going to.

01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:34.979
<v Shannon>Wait until the post show to say anything about the 5-0? Or, I mean, the 25? Or 20?

01:33:35.539 --> 01:33:39.579
<v Shannon>20. What? 20. What? We're going to have another show before June 3rd.

01:33:39.579 --> 01:33:40.159
<v Jeff>Oh, okay, cool.

01:33:40.759 --> 01:33:42.299
<v Shannon>Awesome. All right, let's try it.

01:33:45.661 --> 01:33:50.801
<v Jeff>This is really going well next time.

01:33:50.801 --> 01:33:51.561
<v Greg>I will be sure to.

01:33:53.721 --> 01:33:58.381
<v Jeff>Hey everybody thanks for listening to this very expeditious episode of Craft

01:33:58.381 --> 01:34:01.681
<v Jeff>Beer Radio it was a lot of fun for us here I would say circuitous,

01:34:03.801 --> 01:34:07.281
<v Jeff>or the other don't karaoke.

01:34:09.501 --> 01:34:10.681
<v Greg>You're going to get here in the mood.

01:34:12.081 --> 01:34:13.641
<v Shannon>Can't withstand my.

01:34:13.641 --> 01:34:14.621
<v Jeff>Dulcet tones,

01:34:17.521 --> 01:34:20.961
<v Jeff>alright thanks everybody thanks guys hey see.

01:34:20.961 --> 01:34:24.721
<v Greg>You next time what you said you wanted to show before the day.

01:34:24.721 --> 01:34:34.481
<v Jeff>The day our 20th anniversary June 3rd our 20th anniversary really yeah,

01:34:36.221 --> 01:34:40.881
<v Jeff>you've been doing this fucking shit for 20 years almost Not me, but you guys.

01:34:41.121 --> 01:34:42.821
<v Shannon>I mean, join us.

01:34:43.121 --> 01:34:44.001
<v Greg>I am.

01:34:44.501 --> 01:34:45.421
<v Shannon>I'm here.

01:34:48.041 --> 01:34:49.921
<v Jeff>See ya. See ya.

